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[twistedfire]

So I'm home for a wee bit of a visit, and my mother, sister, and I are getting drunk off of red wine and my mother is telling all about the divorce. Then she starts talking about what lame jewelry my step-dad used to give for pressies and preceded to get them and tell us about each one. I picked up a tennis bracelet and, lo and behold, it fits. So

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[twistedfire]

I DO BELIEVE THAT WOULD SPELL THE END OF THE WORLD.