A brief moment from work tonight ( Read more... )

Besides this...

Fact of Life #1 : Men use the women's restroom when nobody's looking. Women's restrooms are always cleaner. I know becuase I clean them.

Fact of Life #2 : A penis is emotionless; a vagina is not. This is a very general statement that should be taken lightly, thank you.

More facts of life to come as they are discovered.

Eternity is is pressed against my eyelids ( Read more... )

Journal update ( Read more... )

My livejournal needs another update ( Read more... )

I lost my job today ( Read more... )

http://www.modestypanel.com/artorcrap/

It's an awesome quiz.

I'll post about my day with Blippy today later on.

G'night!

Selling watches...is interesting. So much to know. There are actually people who seem to live and breathe watches. My manager is one of them. Longines, Concord, Ulysse-Nardin...all costing 1500 dollars, or even more ( Read more... )

So tomorrow is my first day as a watch salesperson. 11 am, sharp.

Let's see how this goes.

I was going to go to bed at 2 or 3 am.

But I decided to create a livejournal instead.

Because Laura's moving, for one (sad), and because of all the communities that deadjournal doesn't have.

I still love my deadjournal.

And I will still use my deadjournal as the primary posting place. Until that changes.

Here's to asphyxiating on words I ( Read more... )