"I am never getting used to this place."
- Wyatt Cain
Twister City is a
crime time soap set in
Topeka, Kansas. The show focuses on the lives, loves, and misadventures of the local police department, using the setting's
low crime rate as an excuse to keep the actual crime-fighting to a minimum.
The cast is an ensemble but most of the story centers around Detective
Wyatt Cain and his son Jeb, who move to town in the first episode to start their lives over following the murder of Cain's wife. They adapt (
or not) to the "big city" and its kooky citizens.
This series contains examples of:*
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Am I Just A Toy To You - LeFevre
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Because I Said So - the edict Jeb lives under
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Beloved Smother - Lavender Gailman
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Come Back To Bed Honey - one wonders how Rawlins and Dorothy ever get any actual work done
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Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster - Zero does enjoy his work
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Deadpan Snarker - Cain, all the time, forever.
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Defrosting The Ice Queen - Sorrell's task with Praedlyn
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Did You Just Have Sex?*
Elevator Going Down*
Everybody Fornicates*
Everything Is Online*
Five Man Band* *
The Hero - Cain
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Team Dad - Rawlins
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The Big Guy - Tudor
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The Smart Guy - LeFevre or Praedlyn
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The Chick - Dorothy Gailman
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Tagalong Kid - Jeb
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Genre Savvy - Most of the cast but especailly Tudor.
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Geodesic Cast*
Gratuitous French Phrases - C'est la vie, M. LeFevre
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Grissom One-Liner - Frequently delivered by Tudor.
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Head Tiltingly Kinky - Topeka has a surprising number of crimes that result in this reaction.
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Hello Attorney - Dorothy Gailman
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High School Sweethearts - Jeb and Murphy, eventually
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Hostage Situation*
Inadequate Inheritor - Katy Gailman
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If It's You It's Okay - Cain and LeFevre's relationship, according to Cain
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It's Personal - Cain and Zero
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The Judge - Wayzard
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Law Of Inverse Fertility - Avoided.
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The Maiden Name Debate - Inverted, as Dorothy is all too pleased to drop hers.
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May-December Romance - Rawlins and Dorothy
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Montages - Oh boy.
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Blipvert* *
Contrast Montage* *
Hard Work Montage* *
Medley Exit* *
Sad Times Montage*
Musical Episode*
Must Have Caffeine - Everyone, really.
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Nerds Are Sexy*
Oh Kitty - Poor, poor Jeb, although he does get his revenge.
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Pair the Spares - Praedlyn and Sorrel, Katy Gailman and Airiana Aufdae (and later Elmer Gulch)
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Papa Wolf - do NOT screw with Rawlins' people
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Parent With A New Paramour*
Previously On - Each charatcer gets a turn doing the "previously" voiceover.
* * Amusingly, the giver of the "previously" will NOT be the focus of the episode.
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Romancing The Widower*
Salt And Pepper - Cain and Tudor
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Secret Relationship - done (
poorly) with Rawlins and Dorothy
* * amazingly, Cain and LeFevre are slightly more successful.
Slighltly.
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Slap Slap Kiss*
Take Me Instead - LeFevre
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That Didn't Happen*
Unbroken Vigil*
Wedding Day*
Whole Episode Flashback - Used repeatedly to give each character's backstory.
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You Killed My Mother * list to be added to AGGRESIVELY over time