warning, bad joke:

[twitchymouse]

A guy was walking and he saw a pirate with a steering wheel in his pants. He stopped in shock and asked, 'excuse me, sir, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?' To which the pirate replied, 'Yarr, it's driving me nuts.'
ba dum dum ch

Comments

[floydfanatic86]

Heh, nice joke there. Here, I can do one that's even worse. A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, how they didn't see it hanging there, I'm not sure.