Theme Parks Rock!

[twitchypict]

I had a fantastic idea for Disneyland. They should make 'The Slums of Disneyland.' They'd have Mickey and Donald shooting Heroin on the sidewalk, Minnie would be a seven foot bull dyke that scares the crap out of little kids for their lollipops, Goofy would be a Wino, Snow White and Sleeping Beauty would be crackwhores that charge $20 a blow (

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[robotikiman]

Dani and i decided that the lion king was a metaphore for the ghetto .Mufasa being the kingpin/pimp with all his lioness hoes scar is his half white good for nothing brother and all the hienas are puerto ricans who jump out of nowere to offer there help in scars song "be prepared" oh and timone and puma......whitey white white white possibly even gay