YOU DID NOT BILD YOUR COMPANY ON HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLE! IT WAS BUILD ON FAMILY VALUES! MAN,WIFE.CHILDREN!MOSTLTY CHILDREN! THEY DON'T COME FROM HOMO PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It actually made me like McDonald's a little more...because hopefully there will be less crazies.
Although, with the stereotype of crazy christians, they will walk by a Mcd's give in to temptation, order 6 big mac's with a diet coke and a shake, chow on all of it, pray because they gave in, and chuck the half empty coke cup at someone who's slightly different.
Either God doesn't care/exist or, according to these people, He's a redneck. Maybe He's the redneck of the God Pantheon.
"Hey, you all want to stop by earth on the way?"
"No way, man! Don't you remember the last time we visited? 300 years of bad country music, charcoal bbq, and faded slideshows of his son!"
"Although, with the stereotype of crazy christians, they will walk by a Mcd's give in to temptation, order 6 big mac's with a diet coke and a shake, chow on all of it, pray because they gave in, and chuck the half empty coke cup at someone who's slightly different."
Don't forget the cry of "Fie on you Satan!" while they're at it... Kudos if you know what I'm quoting :P
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Although, with the stereotype of crazy christians, they will walk by a Mcd's give in to temptation, order 6 big mac's with a diet coke and a shake, chow on all of it, pray because they gave in, and chuck the half empty coke cup at someone who's slightly different.
Either God doesn't care/exist or, according to these people, He's a redneck. Maybe He's the redneck of the God Pantheon.
"Hey, you all want to stop by earth on the way?"
"No way, man! Don't you remember the last time we visited? 300 years of bad country music, charcoal bbq, and faded slideshows of his son!"
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Don't forget the cry of "Fie on you Satan!" while they're at it... Kudos if you know what I'm quoting :P
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