i am a gordita (little fat one).

[two_points]

you know what's awesome, having your class registration on the last possible day.
but what's cooler, is that i'm really a man.
and, i have 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.
i feel dizzy, but i'm sitting down...weird.

Comments

[lytebryte20]

when r u coming home to uranus? we need to masticate some kumquats on your poo-poo platter. My cocktail is delicious.. you should try it.

umm come home. now. thanks.

<3

[fat_like_me]

they forgot shitake mushrooms

[two_points]

if you pronounce it the way you're supposed to, it doesn't sound dirty. that's a different category. the words above sound dirty when you say them normally. go back to college. :)

[briget_jones]

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN! god you're good looking :) must run in ur fam

[whtsyurscrennam]

lol, don't you love ads that have nothing to do w/ what they're trying to sell?

i have 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

[brian_boitano]

shiiiiiiiit, i wish i could say the same homie.

fa shizzle

Re: i have 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

[___________meow]

haha. i love that song.

[muhahaha]

burbank.

[two_points]

HO.