New ship

[twofacedshark]

Hey, stupid unicorn!! I got your ship (no thanks to you, I knew I could fucking count on you to transform into a fucking unicorn in the fucking first week here!! Fucking idiot!!!):

Comments

[klakinn]

Impressive.

[twofacedshark]

...

[klakinn]

That it still moves, I mean.

[twofacedshark]

Well, if it fucking moves or not, it's not your fucking business! Go play with your birds or some fuck like that!

[justicereigns]

Unicorn? What the hell?

That ship... how does it still sail?

[twofacedshark]

It sails!! I fucking tested it myself!!

[justicereigns]

And did you have to swim home too?

[twofacedshark]

Fuck you. It's fucking fine for the time being...

[pinkswallowbird]

Really?

Really?

It looks like it's about to blow up.

[twofacedshark]

Feel free to get a better one, if you fucking think you can do it!
... And I took it around a little, it's perfectly fine.

[pinkswallowbird]

Ooh ho a challenge?~ I love it.

Did you fear for your life as you did that?

[twofacedshark]

Who do you think you are fucking think you are talking to? I am not scared of anything.
Just get on board already, next island you can try make yourself useful, that is, if you are fucking able to do anything at all migratory bird.

[ikki_crow]

Yeah well you know....I could have stolen one too if I wanted to!

And don't make me horse kick you.

[twofacedshark]

Yeah, I can fucking see you with that new body maneuvering a ship.

[ikki_crow]

Is that a bet little shark?

[twofacedshark]

... Depends on what's the prize.

[sanctus_memoria]

That was kind of you to get a ship.

Looks like it'll need work but- Mr. Ikki seems rather enthusiastic to have his own ship.

[twofacedshark]

I didn't fucking had much choice, if he doesn't get distracted he might end up trying another random fruit that turn him into another fucking random thing...

[sanctus_memoria]

...Y-Yes, I can see how that would be a bothersome worry.

Is he always so eccentric?

[twofacedshark]

Yeah... even more if you fucking let him...