Halloween costumes for the bearded man

[twoheaded_boy]

Sorry, no funny jokes or pictures. I just want ideas. I can never come up with a good halloween costume. My best to date was probably the year I was Karl Marx, but that was really just a fake beard, a suit, and a copy of Capital. Anybody have any clever ideas?

Comments

[anticlimacus]

Bearded lady?

[twoheaded_boy]

ooh, i've totally been looking for a good chambray shirt. i like that this costume is my regular clothes + more awesome + a porno mag.

[grahamshem]

damn, this is exactly what i do to my students.

[martropolitan]

Sexy ghost?

[anticlimacus]

NO! There can only be one sexy ghost, Martin!

[twoheaded_boy]

yeah? I'm half-seriously weighing the pros and cons of a sheet with eyeholes, a pair of tighties, and some big white hi-tops. Though I think the cons are pretty obvious.

ooh, but I could cut out armholes and wear white gloves. cartoon ghost!

[anticlimacus]

Oh, that does sound pretty good.

My own interpretation was just going to be a short sheet with some high-heeled boots, maybe some eyelashes drawn around the eye holes...

[godfreyreviews]

When you had a moustache only, I thought you would have made a good Randy Marsh.

[anonymous]

Saelan, go as Sarah Palin. Everyone else is, if you believe the internet.
xox
Julie

PS I miss you!!