Why'd I find a pretty mouth like yours appalling? I'm appalled by the very notion of it. *takes a step forward and presses a kiss to the corner of Bill's mouth*
*wrinkles his nose* It could, but tea would really rather just make fire. Have a better effect on the aroma.
Ah, yeah, see, that's the nice thing about South America, not as many tombs full of odd rules and tricks. On the other hand, there's a whole lot more ritual sacrifice on our end of things.
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*takes a step forward and presses a kiss to the corner of Bill's mouth*
*wrinkles his nose* It could, but tea would really rather just make fire. Have a better effect on the aroma.
Ah, yeah, see, that's the nice thing about South America, not as many tombs full of odd rules and tricks. On the other hand, there's a whole lot more ritual sacrifice on our end of things.
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Or perhaps your tea merely wants to cook the mammoth? Or does it eat it raw from the inside out?
*wrinkles his nose* Lovely.
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Oh, my tea definitely wants to cook the mammoth. It believes strongly in heated food, even if it is nomadic.
*in a reassuring sort of voice* Don't worry. I haven't actually been sacrificed yet.
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*sweeps his tongue through Ted's mouth, curling around his tongue in sure sweeps*
No raw liver consumption then? No still beating hearts?
*eyebrows shoot up* Does that tone actually keep you from being murdered by your wife?
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