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twomosquitos

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Jul 06, 2005 01:17

I left the theatre aside my companion, Spencer Anderson, and he told me his thoughts on the latest ZOMBIE movie, Land of the Dead. "It wasn't really realistic" he said.

Comments 19

citrusfreak12 July 6 2005, 16:19:35 UTC

Its hard to have a realistic movie about zombies....

zepphed_9x9 July 6 2005, 16:35:41 UTC

yeah, maybe they should have used real zombies

viral_fiend July 6 2005, 20:07:07 UTC

ok massholes, the brain needs oxygen to survive, and yet the zombies were able to walk underwater for at least a half hour?

you can't just brush that shit off as "OOOH MAN, IZ T3H ZOMBIE MOOVIE MAN!!!!! YOO KAN'T YOOSE LOGIK IN T3H ZOMBIE MOOIVE!!!11111"

zepphed_9x9 July 7 2005, 05:43:48 UTC

just a few things here...

"massholes", "IZ", "T3H"(2), "YOO", "KAN'T", "YOOSE", "LOGIK",
"MOOIVE"(2)

looks like someone failed their spelling test

viral_fiend July 8 2005, 01:35:06 UTC

masshole was not an intentional mispelling, masshole is a massachusetts asshole.

viral_fiend July 8 2005, 01:58:06 UTC

and thank you for being a smartass.

Thread 9

twomosquitos July 8 2005, 01:41:25 UTC

"ANY animated tissue is controled by the BRAIN."

Yes, any real, living tissue in the REAL world where the possibility of someone rising from the dead is non existent.

TheWrecksGP: you have to admit that shit is a BIT farfetched.

A ZOMBIE MOVIE IS SCIENCE FICTION. A FICTION MOVIE IS ALLOWED TO BE AS FAR-FETCHED AS IT WANTS.

You are a fucking idiot, you do not know who Romero is, AND you ruined one of the greatest scenes in zombie movie history. You lost your zombie privelleges.

twomosquitos July 8 2005, 01:44:03 UTC

"the zombies are going to be biologicly correct."

- referring to how his zombies will be in his zombie movie.

ZOMBIE= BIOLOGICALLY CORRECT

Thank you,

Case Closed.

viral_fiend July 8 2005, 01:47:11 UTC

you a fucking dumbass dude, you think just because Romero made the orig zomb film, he can do whatever the fuck he wants?

I DESERVE REALISTIC ZOMBIE MOVIES.

should the zombies have been able to fly?

super speed anyone? laser vision?

zepphed_9x9 July 8 2005, 21:52:51 UTC

"I DESERVE REALISTIC ZOMBIE MOVIES. "

the one thing you deserve is a nice punch to the face for being such a douche

Thread 5

viral_fiend July 8 2005, 01:52:59 UTC

OK ALRIGHT OK

I suppose I am wrong unless we know why the recently deceased were returning to a state of animation.

It was my way of thinking that if it was caused by some kind of disease, then they would still need basic bodily needs such as oxygen. But we will never know.