SHARKBONE

IF I ADDED YOU, ADD ME BACK, DAMMIT.

( Okay, so I got a little too excited about Google maps... )

... and love comments.

Name the conspiracy theory associated with this man:

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Apparently yesterday Mitch Hedberg passed away. It's suspected that he OD'd. I don't have any details, just that it happened, and something should be inthe news later today.

I mean, what the fuck. Seriously.

Wow. It's so sad. Silly college kids.

and nobody knows it but me.

I've got pictures. Hooray paid account.

Mmm. Don't look at my neck. ♥.

I need to use up the last few pictures in this camera. Who wants to be a camera whore tomorrow?

Research paper. Yeah. Sigh.

So. Dinner before the reading Friday? Who's up for it?

Bottom line? Don't question it. Go with your feelings. Leave rational thought outside in the cold.

Get some sleep, kiddo.

These are mostly for sillyemoboy, but they're so amazing I have to share them.

Not for you dial up bitches.

Facts About Midgets
The Poetry of Pornography, Part One
The Poetry of Pornography, Part Two

More later. I forgot I had like twenty gig to my name.

My paycheck was holy. I mean, it had halos and rays of light coming out of it and shit. The bank teller was like, "OMG YOUR PAYCHECK IS FUCKING GLOWING." But I honestly love work. The money just sort of made it all more worth it ( Read more... )

Correction.

Friends fix everything.

Period.

(aww.)