i have tried to replace you ( Read more... )

i just had a revelation. (edit: a good one!)

and since that revelation, i shall go put on my hat with the fur ear flaps, get in my car, drive to waffle house, and embrace the evening.

then i shall come home and sleep until my better half comes home for the scarily large land known as texas.

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a brief update on the life and times of sarah e. ponder:
it is amazing.
cheers.

ahem ( Read more... )

where i have been: on the go.
memphis
baton rouge
new orleans
and insanity.
i'm been having the time of my life.
but while having the time of my life i've been slacking on returning phone calls and i apologize.

some recent ponder milestones:
strip clubs
gay bars
straight bars
being amazing.
a fake id is the most magical thing i may ever own.

at some point i need to breathe.
shit's changing up.
just sayin'.
in a good way.

"i haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still i keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case i should ever figure it out."
-david sedaris.

thank you and good night.

i've never been a huge halloween fan, but this one was good times ( Read more... )