MAN! What a horrible week. So far the last and final semester of my college experience has been kicking my ass. Boston is cold. Cold is an understatement. Boston is kicking my ass too. Its like I opened up some Universal Can of Whoop Ass on myself...Pandoras Box of Whoop Ass. Despite all this work and stress getting me down I try to not ( Read more... )

Phew its been awhile hasn't it! Anyways things have been doing well ( Read more... )

hello I am Meeeeeeeeeeeeester TOB. Root for me. I rule. But dont believe the hype. Man.

Dont - Dont - Dont believe the hype

wika wika (dj scratch noises)

To Do:

-Bury the Mikes body.
Like dead killed. Like deceased the fuck out killed.

-Give a dog a bone

I think my name would be cooler w/ parenthesises

TOB O)))

Sincerely

Man, so these few weeks have been lots of FUN. I live off Coffee and Muffins(to be elaborated below. I plan to get 4 hours of sleep ever day but end up oversleeping anyway...and still feel shitty. I decided to position my alarm clock away from my bed on the opposite side of the room. Its an old strategy to combat Snooze Temptation. This ( Read more... )

Its great having your own policemen.


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So many bodily functions, fluids and parts can be viable profit today. For some reason all aspects of the body are collected for medical or fetishistic reasons. Blood, semen(of which profit seems an unlikely option due to regular disposal caused by personal reasons), hair etc. Im hoping Ill one day crap out Donatellos, David + Goliath statue and ( Read more... )

So I get up at 6am everyday to finish lots of work. Ive been behind on lots. Then Bosnia builds this:


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So my New Years Res is to start a band before I turn 30. Its been the 900th time Ive had that res every year. No I dont want peace. I hope mankind kills himself(her). My res will never help those Botswanans. But Im not alone. No one res' for shit like peace, love and (wo)mankind. Everybody does it for themselves. Res' to lose weight is ( Read more... )

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