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[twoton21]

So I know I overreacted the night before. I was a little pissed off and everything, but then I guess dying probably kinda does that for some people. Anyway, does that floating disembodied voice guy always leave right in the middle of a conversation? What a douche

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[soundof_drums]

Obviously. Your girth is rather difficult to miss.

[twoton21]

Oh ouch. A fat joke. Like I've never heard those before.

[soundof_drums]

It's not a joke; it's an observation. If it were a joke, I'd be making this face.

If 24 were here he'd be pointing out how gay he sounds.

[twoton21]

Hey, shut up! I might be a little heavier than most, but at least I don't look like Sting's homeless janitor.

Who dyed your hair anyway? Tracy Turnblatt?

[actuallyagolem]

21 a rank?

[twoton21]

More like an alias. My current rank is 1.

[actuallyagolem]

Military?

[twoton21]

Kind of -- works in a similar circles? But one doesn't overlap the other.

[major_west]

Yes, that's one word to describe the Admiral.

[twoton21]

I could think of a few more but I doubt that's gonna do me any good.

[major_west]

Well, at least you catch on quickly.

[twoton21]

I try.

[inhumandog]

Your arrival is not the worst that we have seen. And...another number for a name. This must be a trend...

[twoton21]

Yeah? There many other Henchmen on this boat?

[inhumandog]

Doubtful. How many...henchmen...are there in your world?

[twoton21]

Too many to really count, probably.

[gotgreenmagic]

Freakouts of varying levels of intensity, for whatever reason, are kinda the accepted default response to winding up here. So don't sweat it, you'll fit right in.

[twoton21]

I'll bear that in mind. Thanks!

[gotgreenmagic]

No problem.

...

I know this is a little bit out of left field and all, but do you know a guy called Jack Hench?

[twoton21]

Don't think so. Why?