Mind Your Language (for lawsontl)

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FESTIVE TITLE BITCHES YO: MIND YOUR LANGUAGE
RECIPIENT WHO HAD BETTER BE GRATEFUL BECAUSE I SPENT TIME THAT I COULD HAVE BEEN DRINKING WRITING THIS SHIT: lawsontl EXCEPT I WAS DRUNK WHEN I WROTE MOST OF IT ANYWAY

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[lawsontl]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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I am gooning! I am trying to find if there's a unicode mapping for a cookie, but I keep getting stuff on CACHED cookies! So when I find out who you are, I will get your snail address and send you real cookies (if this is possible).

Now, I shall go back and tear this into tiny bits of awesome (much like a blowfish zombie purportedly chomping on Wibble), and give you gobs and gobs of feedback.

[lawsontl]

OK, first off, whoever you are, dear Anon, you are prolific. This gives me potential clues. But, um, THIS IS LIKE NEARLY 10K words! *doing big bouncy maneuvers, which is actually rather inadvisable in my current state of unnamed-winter-bug exhaustion

[lawsontl]

“Okay. Tomorrow. Let’s cross that bridge when we get to it,” Ianto said, their foreheads together, breathing each other’s air. “I’m just glad to…”

Jack felt something with nasty sharp little claws land on his back, crawling up his spine until it was breathing in his ear.

All that's missing is Wibble sniffing someone's arse at an inappropriate moment. I live this. Often. Which is why it is so frakkin' funny.

“Come on. I’m not getting cockblocked by a furball.” FTW! In the running for best line of the story.

The red lights gave little illumination - Ianto had always wondered about that. Surely, surely, if one needed to secure the area, then more illumination was key, not less? YES, YES, YES

morning with it asleep against his chest, whirring happily. It had snuggled closer when he’d shifted, and he’d decided that as long as it behaved, then it could stay. This is why we currently have five cats.

“Wibble,” he said softly, and his throat felt tight. He clutched the claw. He WIBBLED for Wibble! You are BRILLIANT! And

[lawsontl]

☞♥YOUR RESPONSE IS ALSO PROLIFIC AND VERY MUCH APPRECIATED BY THIS ANON AND ALL FIVE OF THEIR WIBBLES.

ANON IS A CAT OWNER BUT PRIMARILY A SMALL DOG OWNER.

ANON HAS NOT READ "BAY OF THE DEAD".

ANON THOUGHT WIBBLE MIGHT RESEMBLE A FURRY BALL OF FLUBBER. JAWS WAS REMINDED OF FIZZGIG FROM THE DARK CRYSTAL.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS LAWSONTL. MAY ALL YOUR SEXXINGS BE UNDISTURBED, AND ALL YOUR WIBBLES WELL FED. ♥☜

[lionessvalenti]

Oh, Wibble! This story is so completely adorable! And I love when Jack was dying, all of his speech to Ianto got more hearts. Overwhelmingly cute.

All of the humor and the action, and a plot! OMG, a plot! It's all perfect.

[lawsontl]

Yes, Anon uses the ♥ so perfectly!

[lionessvalenti]

☞JACK IS A SOPPY BASTARD WHEN HE'S BLEEDING OUT.☜

☞THANKYOU FOR THE LENGTH DISPENSATION.☜

[kel_reiley]

this is the most hilarious and adorable thing ever!
and you're a little bit of a genius, how you worked all that in there!

[kel_reiley]

☞THANK YOU☜