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[tya]

Got this in an email forward from S. (WINOLJ). Normally funny emails aren't however...

I've removed and added some formatting, otherwise as received.

Allegedly...

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[_gh0st_]

Ah yes, I got that one a couple of weeks back. Funniest thing I'd read in a while!

[tya]

I seriously had to stop reading somewhere through the second email. I was laughing so hard I thought I was gonna cough up a vital organ. I has a "ranting" quality that I find all too familiar...

[belladonna_9]

Funny yet sadly far too true... we have mutants living next door to us....I also have a base ball bat.... and two very large and normally hungry dogs... how long would it take them to eat three 18 stone people?...I could hang the bones out for the birds?... it would be a public service...

[lougarry]

I had a load of these down the site on Saturday. One was from Leicester University - they give a degree to anyone these days!
They couldn't understand why they needed to keep their googles on their faces and thought it was very funny when we told them off.

What they fail to realise is that we have 80 acres of woodland and I know all the places where to hide bodies so they wont be found!

[tya]

Maybe you should've just shot one of them in the face with your marker on full auto to demonstrate the importance of goggles...

[lougarry]

full auto is banned in this country - but I can actually shoot my marker quicker than the auto setting on the old american marker I used to have (I have a twin samurai blade trigger - very thin, very sensitive.)
I prefer the full on 20oz-CO2-cylinder-in-the-face job as the bottle connecting with a mask on a face is not going to be pretty.

I just wish it were legal to kill certain people - I would be doing the world a favour.