The phrase "ewww..." comes to mind.

[tybo09]

One of my coworkers was talking about starting Alli.
For those of you who don't know, Alli is an over the counter weight loss pill. Anyway, being the medical "have to know all" she is, another co-worker looked up side effect of it.

While the wording on the site she found was funny, I found that the actual wording on Alli's website even funnier.

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Comments

[canadianmayhem]

HA HA HA HA HA HA! Best laugh I've had all day!

Take Alli and shit all your troubles away!

[canadianmayhem]

Other than the stuff you already pointed out, I loved this:

"If you're getting ready to travel or attend a social event, hold off on starting with alli until the event is over"

Don't take alli if you're going to Granny's B'day out of town. No one likes skid marks at the family gathering.

[didymus20x6]

1. They could just stop at the first part of step one in the instructions: "Start trimming fat from your diet now." My guess is, the reason they want to use this pill is so they can skip this part, but really, come one! This is a no-brainer here, people!

2. Exercise. Actually getting off their lazy butts and work some of that excess weight off. Works wonders in keeping it off, too, I bet!