I pity da comatose...

[tybo09]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/wenn/20080329/ten-mr-t-brought-boy-out-of-coma-c60bd6d.html

Side effects include being pitied as a fool and having to cut out your jibberjabber. Avoid airline travel while you're on T. If you are taking other 80's action stars, please tell your doctor, as T may have dangerous side effects. While taking T, you may feel the

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[didymus20x6]

Apparently Mr. T at one time had a show on one of those Christian TV channels. I'm not exactly sure what the intellectual quality of the show would have been like, but I seriously doubt it would have been on par with "Issues, Etc."

[tybo09]

I see it now:
Satan hassles good guys.
Good guys call Mr T.
Mr T. contacts good guys in disguise (he's usually dressed up as a chef).
Mr T. hassles Satan.
Satan's minions captures Mr T.
Mr T. builds some sort of elaborate contraption (involving flame thrower).
Mr T. gets in gun battle with Satan and minions; the ground gets shot full of holes, but nobody actually gets shot.
One of the vehicles being driven by Satan's minions flips over.
Satan gives up and is tied up for the authorities.
Mr T. leaves before the Army shows up.

[wolfwood1386]

That's Dr. T to you, foo!