You owe me. Later. Under the mistletoe, open mouth. No matter how drunk I am.

[tybrus77]

I have been invited to a wedding. ANOTHER one. No no Mary's. My father's exgirlfriend's son's wedding. Isn't that insane? It totally reminds me of spaceballs. "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's sister's former roommate." Ha! But the really cool part is that my favorite female in the whole world is gonna fly out here to go with me! That

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