This is a great article haha check it out:

Harry Potter v. Jack Bauer: An Analysis of Who Would Be of Greater Benefit In A Bar Fight

by James Vinson-san

It’s late. About closing time. You glance across a crowded bar. Your eyes meet. She smiles. Then it happens. You look behind her at the very large man walking towards her. You meet his eyes. He ( Read more... )

Good news. I'm leaving.

Come next year, i'll be a coug.

i FINALLY REALIZED WHY I'M SO MISERABLE!
I don't have a Pink Posse anymore.
The past two nights i've been rejuvinated by the prescence i've been lacking in.

WHERE ARE YOU POSSE?!?!?!?!?!?!

PS: Orange vodka is grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
unless you have Sunny D.

If you guys have any to add to these, i suggest you try it ( Read more... )

This video had me laughing my ass off. Try to catch all the dirty references:

Billy's Dad is a Fudgepacker: An Informational Short Film

check this shit out:

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Godfuckingdamn this place.
I;ve become, as Dane Cook so elequently puts it, "The friend that no one likes."
How do i know?
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I heard someone say, "...fuckin Jamie's coming," upon my approach.
Word for word, just like DC said.
Wow. haha. I need to find a new group of friends here.

finally got out to the clubs tonight. Had a fucking blasty-blast ( Read more... )

I think i may start to do a daily editorial every day to offer my cynical, east-coast, ivy-league, liberal, babykilling, gaysexing view on current events. Just because i like to kill babies. With spoons ( Read more... )

Just look at me, i'm a wreck lol ( Read more... )