Gay Bands!

[tyfach]

My chum Joel just posted up this beaut of a link to the site of some whack-job (who is a gay man who, through the power of Jeezus, is now an ex-gay....apparently) providing a handy one-glance list for concerned parents, because:

One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful

Comments

[tyrell]

Corinne Bailey Rae

Yeah, cos she's not like, married or anything.

Sad what indoctrination and self-loathing can do to a person.

[lady_lykaina]

Motley Crue singing Girls Girls Girls! - classic gay band, latent homosexuality and all that.

This mad me laugh out loud!

[lady_lykaina]

Just gone for a closer look. Eagles of Death Metal?????? (they just did a ladies only show and - wtf????) WTF!! Marilyn Manson - dark gay???? Errrr! Coz Mr M has not been linked with gorgeous women at all, oh no - and Twiggy has gone through more groupies than hot dinners.......allegedly........

[tyfach]

Yet, ironically, Gay Dad are not listed...amateur!

[mostlyarmed]

Asides from the music, I felt duty-bound to have a look at what sort of nonesense could be found scattered liberally throughout. So naturally the first link I followed was for:

"C.H.O.P.S is the powerful new program developed by Christian Youth expert Donnie Davies. C.H.O.P.S stands for CHANGING HOMOSEXUALS into ORDINARY PEOPLEI...what

[tyfach]

Yes - you are correct. I firmly believe that sloppy syntax, poor grammar and improper use of acronyms, especially by purveyors of asinine hate-mongering on teh interweb, are signs of inner turmoil, incipient cretinism and advanced muppetry.

[mostlyarmed]

See? I knew I wasn't the only person who thought that.
ALTHOUGH, I do think that in the interests of redressing this obvious education shortfall, it is worth noting that I am not comparing him to THE Muppets (tm.) as they have a proven track record in spelling, maths and general social values.
At ease, Big Bird!

[tyfach]

Ah yes, Animal's powerful and fluid use of iambic prose is both technically brilliant and aesthetically innovative. However, Mr Snuffleupagus, although regarded as an authoritative voice in the field of narrative allegory, does have an unfortunate tenancy to employ split-infinitives...

Are you sure it isn't Trey Parker and Matt Stone???

[theqofe]

I mean, Marilyn Manson (dark gay), Elton John (really gay). I hear Cartman when I read the listing...

Re: Are you sure it isn't Trey Parker and Matt Stone???

[tyfach]

Oooh - it's possible...
*all together now*
"Shut your fucking face uncle-fucker..."