"To change one's life: 1. Start immediately. 2. Do it flamboyantly. 3. No exceptions."
- William James

I'm starting to workout again and am in dire need of great tunes. I have a great techno cd that djenigma gave me, but I'm also wanting to change things up every now and again. Any suggestions?

poppa tomato says to baby tomato "come on ketchup!"

So, Sunday Siri and I are arranging for hair appointments, and I am thinking about doing something crazy - like curls, or cutting quite a bit and going for the stacked look (but not too short - still have to hide the tat at school - so shoulder length stack). Any suggestions for hair for moi?

Regarding my last post...

APRIL FOOLS ya bunch of sillies!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye-deer.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"