Masterlist
While pretty much everything is available on the AO3, I thought it would be nice and navigable to list it all here, just 'cause. (Also, I'm procrastinating on writing my grad school application essays. Perfect, right?) By fandom:
Batman
It's Just A Ragged Clown Behind -Batman/Joker implied, mostly gen. implied character death. 1,045 words.
It's just a ragged clown behind/I wouldn't pay him any mind/Don't you know it's just a shadow that he's chasing?
Simplicity Itself -Batman/Joker, warnings for violence, character death. 4,487 words.
It's simple. No, it's complicated.
Dangerous -Batman/Joker, warnings for violence, explicit sex, lady!Joker, pregnancy. 2,370 words.
Of course she's dangerous.
Batman/Buffy the Vampire Slayer Crossovers
To the Batmobile, Away! -Batman/Spike, implied Batman/Joker and Spike/Angel. warnings for explicit sex. 1,680 words.
Spike strides onto Gotham's vigilante scene like he's been there forever, blonde, British, and claiming to be from another dimension that went screwy after an apocalypse gone wrong. Bruce shouldn't trust him as far as he could throw him.
I would love you anywhere (probably) -The Joker, Dawn, Buffy, Willow, Batman/Joker, Batman/Catwoman, Batman/Robin, Owlman/Jokester, Joker/Dawn, Joker/Harley, probably more that I'm not thinking of. warnings for violence and explicit sex, mentions of rape. 5,523 words.
Dawn Summers shouldn't have been in Gotham City.
That's entertainment -Harley Quinn, mostly gen, sort of Harley/Joker, Batman/Joker, and Buffy/Spike and Spike/Drusilla. warning for infidelity. 397 words.
Harley has this show she likes. You might even say she identifies with it.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel
An Exploding Cigar We Willingly Smoke -Buffy/Spike/Angel (in that order.) warning for explicit sex. Post NFA, no comics spoilers. 2,333 words.
"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Harry Potter Crossovers
The One About Books and Resurrection -Remus, Oz, Sirius, Willow, Buffy, Xander, Giles, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Sirius/Remus, past Willow/Oz. warnings for canon character death + mentions of depression and canon torture. 4.727 words.
After Sunnydale collapses into a crater, the Scoobies come to stay in London with Giles for a while, while they figure out what to do next. Five years earlier, two werewolves met at a book market. As you might expect, the collision of these two things involves nudity, cappuccinos, walking through fire, true love, and averted prophecies, and it’s totally not Willow’s fault, Giles.
Star Trek (2009) + Star Trek RPF
Getting Educated -Kirk/Spock, Kirk/OCs, warnings for underage, teacher/student, explicit sex. (no underage sex between the teacher/student.) 7,523 words.
Infinite diversity. Infinite combinations. Girls, boys, and alien chicks with antennae--Jim can't seem to get it right. Five times Jim had inappropriate sex in high school and one date he knew was not going to get him laid.
Kissing the Dead -Kirk/Spock, Spock Prime. warnings for canon character death, angst. 1,255 words.
A history of kisses.
you're not fooling anyone here -Zach/Chris. Milo Ventimiglia, Sendhil Ramamurthy, Joe Quinto, Zoe Saldana, Simon Pegg, Karl Urban. warnings for pure, sappy, ridiculous fluff and inept RPF. 4,523 words.
Five people Zach couldn't fool, and one time he fooled almost everybody.
Supernatural
I died & went to Hell & it was nothing like L.A. -Sam/Dean, Sam/Ruby, Sam/Lucifer, Michael, Adam, Death. warnings for torture, canon character death, um, Hell. 4.329 words.
Every two and a half days was a year, every five hours was a month, every hour and a quarter was a week, every ten and a half minutes was a day. One hundred and twenty years trapped in a cage with his half brother, an archangel, and the devil. Somewhere in there, Sam Winchester got ripped apart.
Pull me out (don't lose your grip remix) -Castiel, Dean, Sam, Anna, Uriel. Gen. Remix of kristin's Pull Me Out from Inside for Remix Redux 9. 2,991 words.
The barn doors flew open just as the lights started blowing out.
The spy who loved me -Sam/Dean, Sam/Ruby, Dean/Lisa, one-sided Castiel/Dean, Ben, Castiel, Crowley. 4,456 words.
Here’s the skinny version: Sam’s not the one you want. There. That’s your intel.
Sherlock Holmes
Second Verse, Same as the First -John/Sherlock, Holmes/Watson, minor Watson/Mary, Holmes/Moriarty and Holmes/Adler. Crossover with Sherlock BBC and a fusion of classic Holmes and the 2009 movie. (i got them confused in my head, sorry about that.) 6,360 words.
A hundred years on and a world away, and nothing much is really changed.
The Love Affairs of Ghosts -Irene/Sherlock, John/Sherlock, 2,300 words.
A dead man comes to find a dead woman in America. They are not in love.
"I am collecting my debts," he tells her stiffly.
Autopsies of the Rich and Famous -Molly/Irene, Irene/Sherlock, unrequited Molly/Sherlock, 1,700 words.
“She’s been at the center of two political scandals in the last year, and recently ended the marriage of a prominent novelist, by having an affair with both participants--separately.”
Molly resolves, for the thousandth time, to stop reading the tabloids.
Post-Mortem Infatuation -Molly/Irene, Irene/Sherlock. 5,000 words.
Molly is not falling for a dead woman. That would be ridiculous.
broken hearts, like broken bones -Irene/Sherlock, Irene/Others, minor John/Mary and implied John/Sherlock. 9,000 words.
"Why don't you tell me everything you know about Sherlock Holmes?"
"Beautiful. Brainy. Very dead, the last I heard."
Doctor Who
Our love's confusing, but it never gets dull -Doctor/River, River/OC, mentions of Doctor/Rose, Jenny/Madame Vastra, Amy, Rory. warnings for violence. 1.857 words.
These are the things he knows about River Song.
The Royal Tenenbaums
A Cowboy, A Saloon Girl With A False Hand & A Mexican Named Ricardo Royale Walk Into A Bar -Eli/Richie/Margot. warnings for incest. 1,582 words.
"It starts out with a guy walking into a bar, when Curtis comes in looking for the Royales gang, and they get into a shootout. And then Curtis accidentally winds up shooting the saloon girl in the hand. Ricardo is this native doctor who nurses her back to health and winds up giving her an entirely new hand strung together from the bones of the Aztecs. Curtis comes back looking for redemption, and Ricardo starts looking for revenge, and they both end up in love with the saloon girl, even as they end up bonding closer than brothers. It's this whole love triangle thing."
Pirates of the Caribbean
Vitreous -Jack/Will, Will/Elizabeth. warnings for explicit sex, infidelity, angst. 931 words.
It was easy, Jack knows, too easy to simply deliver her letter and pass on his way.
Jesus Christ Superstar
(don't) stop -Jesus/Judas. warnings for blasphemy and weirdness. 1,670 words.
So, there's a man.
Beatles RPF
the art of waiting -John/Paul, George. warnings for explicit sex, death, sappiness. 627 words.
there's a fool on a hill.
Tamora Pierce/Charles De Lint crossovers
Vera(lidaine ) Goes Home After A Sojourn In The City -Vera, Daine, Cody, the crow girls, Numair, implied Daine/Numair. Probably hopelessly incomprehensible if you're not familiar with both the Tortall Series and the Newford Series, especially as it pertains to shadows. 1,575 words.
"Oh, look. Poor thing."
"What's wrong with it? Did Cody hurt her too?"
"No, silly, Cody's our friend again. And he never comes to this world."
"But she hurts."
"I wonder where her shadow is?"