A couple things

[tyler_sez]

-If you're drunk off your ass with a full bottle of Jim Beam in hand, it is not wise to wander around campus and turn off your phone

Comments

[anomicbeck]

oh how you sweat my band...

...my seventh grade band...

oof

I kid because I care

[tyler_sez]

Becky. Also my friends from Boston who you may be sharing a state with want to know your thoughts are the affectionate ass grab.

zing!

[anomicbeck]

what are their thoughts on affectionate decapitation?

I don't think you understand

[tyler_sez]

These guys are offering me good money and I haven't even showed them your sister yet.

[twinsrock]

Let me just say that the bit about the bowl made me laugh for a good 2 minutes. Excellent use of Pete and Pete. I miss you too, kid. Let's see each other sometime.