Happy Birft Day
So, congratulations on making it another year, Chris. It's tough with the Viet-Cong in every bush and commies around every corner. Anyhow, I decided that we should relive the life of our great friend with a photoalbum, but I thought it would be better to get back at Mikey. So, for Chris's birthday,
Mikey began his life a very scary looking, naked baby boy
Soon, he became to wild the had to entrap him in an odd box on wheels.
After much medication, he turned into a beautiful baby girl, also naked, and sideways.
A few more years went by, Mikey grew old, turned black, and found out he had a siamese little black girl stuck to his ear.
Finally, Mikey got the gall to join a club...
Now, Mikey is a healthy young boy, with a bright, sex free future.
As long as these crazy kooks can get along.
I smell a sit-com!
Mikey began his life a very scary looking, naked baby boy
Soon, he became to wild the had to entrap him in an odd box on wheels.
After much medication, he turned into a beautiful baby girl, also naked, and sideways.
A few more years went by, Mikey grew old, turned black, and found out he had a siamese little black girl stuck to his ear.
Finally, Mikey got the gall to join a club...
Now, Mikey is a healthy young boy, with a bright, sex free future.
As long as these crazy kooks can get along.
I smell a sit-com!