Retail Blues - The Ninja-ing

[tylinhae]

Today, I was given a special assignment. I would be transported, alone, without backup, to the heart of a dangerous complex. My mission would be to infiltrate said complex, acquire plans for their secret Doomsday Weapon (Codename: METAL GEAR), and return home a hero

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[aranka]

Copying names from a hospital directory for the man to use for spam emailings . . . I'm pretty sure that guarentees your admitance into hell . . .

Of course, it could be worse. I knew a guy once who's job it was to program ad-ware. I told him he was gainfully employed by the devil. He . . . hasn't spoken to me since . . .

[tylinhae]

I've sold out!!! The unbearable shame! (/.\)

Yeah, I'm sure I've got a Reserved VIP Seat in hell by now. Damn the Man!