*falls out of chair in hysterical fit*

[tylyn]

set up: So my friend had this: "Try not to get attacked by a maniac wearing a french tickler and a space helmet" as his yahoo status message. That said, this conversation followed.


Me= Okay well that name really didnt change cuz I'm me.
Him= The not-so-innocent person to which I have now changed the name.

Me: Do I even want to know what the hell that means?

Him: probably not

Me: gotcha
Me: Hey darlin, how are you?

Him: tired.. two ladies in my bed.. prolly gonna be 3 in a bit

Me: 2?
Me: and you are on this thing why?

Him: two.. more than one
Him: waiting for the other to get here

Me: ahh...I see
Me: and then the fun shall begin I assume?

Him: we shall see

Me: well well well...I see the (insert his name here) is back full force
Me: wait...erm....you arent by chance wearing a french tickler and a space helmet are you?
Me: (insert smiley face)

Him: no comment

Me: *winking smiley*
Me: omg....tears....stinging...eyes
Me: I am trying sooooooo hard not to get a visual of that

Him: too late!
Him: and you REALLY shouldn't be visualizing my penis, you dirty girl

Me: *think of the pretty ponies....flowers....puppies....math homework....*
Me: not...working...*whimper*

Him: hard throbbing homework?

Me: ROTFLMAO smiley
Me: omg tears are streaming down my cheeks...not nice
Me: this is soooooo going in my lj
Me: although I will change the names to protect the not-so-innocent

Him: innocent? what's that again?

Me: oh, you wouldnt recognize it even if I told you

Him: so true

*after a long pause*
Me: Okay...now I can breathe again

Me: gtg though...goin to watch a movie methinks

Him: ok. huggz

Me: hehe....have fun hun

Holy crap...gotta love him...he is a unique one.