OH MY F*CKING GOD! The bitch is lucky he only punched her in the eye...if it were me, I would've beat the everlovin sh*t out of her. And I hope she gets what she deserves...which in my mind would be her, strapped to a bigass slingshot and fired over some vast wasteland to eventually hit a target spray painted on a cinderblock wall. Geezus... ( Read more... )

Today my husband super glued a dick. *falls on the floor in a hysterical fit*

THE NAUGHTY WAL-MART GAME ( Read more... )

Ya know, its odd the shit that other countries have to deal with on a daily basis. I mean, we have problems throughout the world: War, Drugs, Thefts, Murders, Beatings, Bombings...etc. but until now I had no idea that jolly ol' England was apparently so overrun with hedgehogs (yep..I said hedgehogs) that this would even be necessary ( Read more... )

Yesterday I had a man come into the store and actually ask me if it was alright if he showered with his hamster. WTF! I was like umm...
( No my sweetums..you did not read that incorrectly I can assure you...as disturbing as that may be to grasp )

Yep..thats right people, I actually stuck my hand into a tank with tarantulas today (well...for about 5 seconds...but to me that is HUGE-NORMOUS believe me).
( So here is what happened )

My Personality

Neuroticism

45
Extraversion

43
Openness To Experience

55
Agreeableness

79
Conscientiousness

75
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You are neither a subdued loner nor a jovial chatterbox. You enjoy time with others but also time alone. Stressful and frustrating ( Read more... )

While at the beach or laying beside the pool there is one rule which should be followed.

NEVER!
NEVER!
NEVER!
NEVER!
NEVER!
NEVER!
NEVER!
NEVER!
NEVER!
NEVER!
NEVER!
NEVER!

Rub suntan lotion on somebody you do not know....EVER!

( Definately NWS )

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Pat is not feeling very well and he decides to go to a ( Read more... )