Everyone, get/buy/steal/download the CD "Patent Pending" by the band Heavens.
It's the best CD I've heard in a long, long time.
Seriously, I'll fellate you all with a mallard duck if you dont.

-Take this back if you really want to, Take this back, I'm counting on you

So I'm nervous as hell ( Read more... )

First and foremost, Myspace confuses the pants off of me, and then puts them on again, backwards ( Read more... )

My brother is probably going to be at the Danko show too.
I called him and was like "Yeah, so Im going to see Danko Jones on Wednesday so I cant golf"
He said "can you get me an extra ticket?"
I asked him to name a song, and he named 2.
I thought he was only into rap.
What the hell.
That's awkward and odd.

So the other day was Ashley's birthday, and she wanted to hang out, so we did. We just got coffee, walked around, then watched The Notebook ( Read more... )

Taken from Kentuckashleigh ( Read more... )

Stole from Dave. because I'm a dick ( Read more... )

I've been hanging out with my brother in law for the past 3 or 4 days, because I never get to see him, and he's british.
So I've started saying things.
As the title says.
I've been caught saying "mate", "bloke(s)", "Thats brilliant" and "Thanks love".

Fuck.

I think I'm turning British-ese,
I think I'm turning British-ese,
I really think so.

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck ( Read more... )

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show ( Read more... )