have an emperor

[thatshisname]

[Kuzco bursts through the double doors of the hotel, ending up outside]
BOOM BABY

[..wait]

....Thiiiiiis doesn't look like my palace. My courtyard had way more gold in it.

Comments

[shutupimtall]

Uh, hate to tell you this, but this isn't a castle.
At all.

[thatshisname]

Thanks for the tip, Shorty. I'll let you keep your cows for that one.

[bongbrat]

Oh really? Our entire palace was made of gold and everything in it was gold!

[thatshisname]

[HE WILL NOT BE OUTDONE]

Same here, naturally. Almost too much gold; but then again, there's no such thing as too much gold. You an emperor, too?

[bongbrat]

[crap, he's a prince]

Our palace is like that too! Only with much more gold! My father is the emperor!