Took this survey for my rp group, and now doing it here for me.
Getting to know you
ALL ABOUT YOU:
1. What time is it: 3:05 PM i think my watch stopped
2. Real Name: Jessica
3. Nick names: Grumpy, Grumpasaurus, Tyra
4. Where do you live: Illinois
5. Do u like it there: Yes, it suits me.
6. Your b-day and sign: September 11, Virgo
7. Eye color: Hazel (green/gold)
8. Hair color: Red
9. what are u wearing: Marvin the Martian flannel pants, blue top
10. Any future goals and aspirations: To have enough money to pay all the bills every month and still have enough for food and stuff
DO YOU HAVE:
11. Pets: One Dog
12. Any belly button lint: no
13. Tattoos: No
14. Piercing: No
15. Toe jam: No
16. Bf/Gf: No
17. Car: Taurus
18. Food with you: no.
19. Siblings:Two
20. Sex toys: ummm.
21. Childrens toys: No
22. Hideous warts that resemble Bob Barker: no, who does?
23. Any crushes: He's not available
DO YOU:
24. Like surveys: If im bored, like now
25. Conform: I try not to.
26. Sleep with stuffed animals: yes.
27. Scream often: No
28. Talk to inanimate objects: Only when i'm over tired.
29. Know what RHPS stands for: Rocky Horror Picture Show. Classic.
30. Like sleep: When I get some.
31. Pick your nose: Yuck
32. Pick your friend's noses: No
33. Like porno: sometimes
34. Hate the olson twins: No
35. Eaten plastic: No
36. Had sex with the same sex: NO!
37. Had sex with the opposite sex: Yes
38. Had sex with inanimate objects: No, depends on whether you consider my ex as inanimate.
39. Regretted saying something: Yes, all the time.
40. Been in love: Yes
41. Chewed on a pen so long that ink leaked in your mouth: Yes
42. Skinny-dipped: Um… yes
43. Prostituted yourself: Depends on your defination.
44. Played a musical instrument: No
45. Called someone a nazi: Um…Not recalling that at this time.
46. Mooned anyone: No
47. Dressed in drag: yes
48. Passed out: Yes
49. Wrecked a car: Yep
50. Gotten into a fight: Yes
51. Visited a porn site: Yes, on accident, who hasn't
52. Had cyber sex: Yes
53. Questioned your religious beliefs: A lot
54. Played with treasure trolls: I don’t think so.
55. Seen a faerie: No
57. Coated your entire body in jello: No
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE:
58. Beverage: Earl Grey tea
59. Food: Sushi, right now
60. Candy: Mr. Goodbar
61. Shoe: Sneakers
62. Car: Auburn 1928
63. Deodorant: Secret
64. Newspaper: Chicago Tribune
65. Comic: Fox trot
66. Infomercial: ??? I can’t recall
67. Animal: Penguins
68. Band: Offspring
70. CD: Americana
72. Videogame: The Sims
73. Color: I have three, Black, Dark purples, Hunter Green
74. Flavor of ice cream: Cherry Garcia
75. Movie: Silence of the Lambs
76. Cartoon: Family Guy
77. Phrase or saying: The evidence doesn't lie.
78. Month: September
79. Activity: Role playing
80. Place to be: The Ren Faire
81. Weather: Cool, dry.
82. Body part: Mine, or someone else’s?
83. Book: Too many to list
84. Vegetable: Broccoli
85. piece of jewelry: None
86. Thing to watch people do: Play with their pets.
87. Website: Live Journal
88. Radio station: 99.9 fm, we play anything.
89. Store: Don't have one
90. Play/musical: Spamalot
91. Thing about you: My uncanny dry wit.
THIS OR THAT
92. Innie or outie: Innie
93. Crotons or bacon bits: Croutons
94. Rain or sun: Rain
95. Sandals or shoes: Shoes
96. Tank tops or t shirts: T-shirts
97. Platforms or high heels: Heels
98. Sex: public or private: Private usually...
99. Reality or illusion: Reality
101. Cats or dogs: Dogs
102. Fish or ferrets: Fish
103. Prom or morp: what? I did go to two proms, but is that what the question was about?
104. Lust or love: Love
105. Drama queen or apathetic: Apathetic
HOW OFTEN DO YOU:?
106. Take a shower: Once a day
107. Brush your teeth: After meals, if I have a toothbrush.
108. Eat dog food: I was 2
109. File your nails: now, I file, used to bite
110. Clip your toe nails: once a week
111. Masturbate: Probably more than I should...
112. Read: yep, all the time
113. Commit hell worthy sins: Often
114. Commit acts of kindness: Whenever I can
115. Tell people you love them: Um...my mother.
116. Eat celery: NO
117. Wear a hat: Baseball caps
118. Dance: yes, and I don’t think they called it dancing
119. Sing:Yes
120. Purposely vomit:only when I swallow poison accidentally
WHAT IS THE MOST:
121. Embarrassed youve ever been: Lauged so hard had food come out of my nose.
122. Scared youve ever been: The last time i lost my ATM card.
123. Happiest you've ever been: Too many times to count
124. Saddest you've ever been: When i had to put the dog down.
125. Craziest you've ever been: Performing at RHPS the one time
126. Stupidest you've ever been: Forgiving my ex for cheating on me.
HOW MANY:
127. Licks does it take you to get to the center of a tootsie pop: the world will never know
128. Times have you failed written exams: once or twice.
129. Shots of whiskey would it take to get you drunk: A lot
130. Gallons of water do you waste a day: a couple
131. Cows had to die to feed you: At least a hundred lifetime
132. Babies will you plague the world with: None
133. Push ups and sit ups can you do before vomiting: 2
134. Hours of TV do you watch a week: Whenever CSI is on, then 6 more.
135. Hours a week do u spend on the computer: too many
136. Nipples do u REALLY have: 2. Why?
137. Times have you had sex: Um…lost count
138. Sex partners have you had: 8
139. People have you pissed off your entire life, take a guess: 15 or so
WHAT IS THE LONGEST YOU:
140. Gone without a shower: 3 days, i was camping
141. Sat and watched TV: A few hours
142. Slept: 8 hours, I usually get less.
143. Had sex: Who wrote this? um 3 hours.
144. Masturbated: 45 minutes
145. Walked:10 miles
146. Ran: 1 mile
147. Ate: who gets more than a few minutes for this anyway?
148. Sat around staring, with nothing else to do: never
FRIENDS
149. How many best friends do you have: 2
150. Who knows the most about you: Teri
151. Who hangs out with you the most: Teri
152. Who is the goofiest: George
153. The smartest: Steve
154. The wittiest: Jason
155. Most courageous: Jimmy most of the time
156. Most obsessed with something: Dan
157. Easily fascinated: Jimmy
158. Funniest when they are drunk: Bryon
159. Sexiest: Bryon
160. Most talkative: Jimmy
161. Most popular: Steve
162. Most feminine: Teri
163. Most masculine: Jason
164. Best to walk and talk with: Teri
165. Who do you miss the most at the moment: Bryon
DID YOU KNOW:
166. Porcupines are the only other animals besides humans that masturbate: Really? There’s something I didn’t know.
167. Dolphins are the only other mammals that have sex for pleasure?: Yes
168. Heinz 57 was a number chosen from an elevator panel: Yes.
IN A POTENTIAL MATE:
169. Best eye color: Green
170. Tall or short: Tall
171. Skinny or built: A little built is good
172. Pale or tan:Tan
173. Hairy or smooth: Smooth.
174. Big or dainty hands: Big
175. Best conversation subject: Karaoke or CSI
176. Religion: Not really interested, doesn’t matter
177. Outgoing or not: Not, want him to myself
178. Hair color: Doesn't matter
179. Athletic, artsy, or intelligent: Intelligent
180. Describe a brief statement of your perfect mate: Or not: Not
181. Does god exist: I'm agnostic.I do think there is something though.
182. Does life have a divine purpose: It must.
183. How strongly is society based on looks: It is, but it shouldn’t be.
184. What are the three major things that need to be met in the world, and how would you suggest going about fixing them: Hunger, War, Intolerance. Fixing them? Being more generous, talking out conflicts, giving a person a chance to prove themselves before judging them.
THE ENDING
185. Did you enjoy this survey at all: it was enlightening
186. Are you glad its over: Yes
187. What time is it: 3:27 pm
ALL ABOUT YOU:
1. What time is it: 3:05 PM i think my watch stopped
2. Real Name: Jessica
3. Nick names: Grumpy, Grumpasaurus, Tyra
4. Where do you live: Illinois
5. Do u like it there: Yes, it suits me.
6. Your b-day and sign: September 11, Virgo
7. Eye color: Hazel (green/gold)
8. Hair color: Red
9. what are u wearing: Marvin the Martian flannel pants, blue top
10. Any future goals and aspirations: To have enough money to pay all the bills every month and still have enough for food and stuff
DO YOU HAVE:
11. Pets: One Dog
12. Any belly button lint: no
13. Tattoos: No
14. Piercing: No
15. Toe jam: No
16. Bf/Gf: No
17. Car: Taurus
18. Food with you: no.
19. Siblings:Two
20. Sex toys: ummm.
21. Childrens toys: No
22. Hideous warts that resemble Bob Barker: no, who does?
23. Any crushes: He's not available
DO YOU:
24. Like surveys: If im bored, like now
25. Conform: I try not to.
26. Sleep with stuffed animals: yes.
27. Scream often: No
28. Talk to inanimate objects: Only when i'm over tired.
29. Know what RHPS stands for: Rocky Horror Picture Show. Classic.
30. Like sleep: When I get some.
31. Pick your nose: Yuck
32. Pick your friend's noses: No
33. Like porno: sometimes
34. Hate the olson twins: No
35. Eaten plastic: No
36. Had sex with the same sex: NO!
37. Had sex with the opposite sex: Yes
38. Had sex with inanimate objects: No, depends on whether you consider my ex as inanimate.
39. Regretted saying something: Yes, all the time.
40. Been in love: Yes
41. Chewed on a pen so long that ink leaked in your mouth: Yes
42. Skinny-dipped: Um… yes
43. Prostituted yourself: Depends on your defination.
44. Played a musical instrument: No
45. Called someone a nazi: Um…Not recalling that at this time.
46. Mooned anyone: No
47. Dressed in drag: yes
48. Passed out: Yes
49. Wrecked a car: Yep
50. Gotten into a fight: Yes
51. Visited a porn site: Yes, on accident, who hasn't
52. Had cyber sex: Yes
53. Questioned your religious beliefs: A lot
54. Played with treasure trolls: I don’t think so.
55. Seen a faerie: No
57. Coated your entire body in jello: No
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE:
58. Beverage: Earl Grey tea
59. Food: Sushi, right now
60. Candy: Mr. Goodbar
61. Shoe: Sneakers
62. Car: Auburn 1928
63. Deodorant: Secret
64. Newspaper: Chicago Tribune
65. Comic: Fox trot
66. Infomercial: ??? I can’t recall
67. Animal: Penguins
68. Band: Offspring
70. CD: Americana
72. Videogame: The Sims
73. Color: I have three, Black, Dark purples, Hunter Green
74. Flavor of ice cream: Cherry Garcia
75. Movie: Silence of the Lambs
76. Cartoon: Family Guy
77. Phrase or saying: The evidence doesn't lie.
78. Month: September
79. Activity: Role playing
80. Place to be: The Ren Faire
81. Weather: Cool, dry.
82. Body part: Mine, or someone else’s?
83. Book: Too many to list
84. Vegetable: Broccoli
85. piece of jewelry: None
86. Thing to watch people do: Play with their pets.
87. Website: Live Journal
88. Radio station: 99.9 fm, we play anything.
89. Store: Don't have one
90. Play/musical: Spamalot
91. Thing about you: My uncanny dry wit.
THIS OR THAT
92. Innie or outie: Innie
93. Crotons or bacon bits: Croutons
94. Rain or sun: Rain
95. Sandals or shoes: Shoes
96. Tank tops or t shirts: T-shirts
97. Platforms or high heels: Heels
98. Sex: public or private: Private usually...
99. Reality or illusion: Reality
101. Cats or dogs: Dogs
102. Fish or ferrets: Fish
103. Prom or morp: what? I did go to two proms, but is that what the question was about?
104. Lust or love: Love
105. Drama queen or apathetic: Apathetic
HOW OFTEN DO YOU:?
106. Take a shower: Once a day
107. Brush your teeth: After meals, if I have a toothbrush.
108. Eat dog food: I was 2
109. File your nails: now, I file, used to bite
110. Clip your toe nails: once a week
111. Masturbate: Probably more than I should...
112. Read: yep, all the time
113. Commit hell worthy sins: Often
114. Commit acts of kindness: Whenever I can
115. Tell people you love them: Um...my mother.
116. Eat celery: NO
117. Wear a hat: Baseball caps
118. Dance: yes, and I don’t think they called it dancing
119. Sing:Yes
120. Purposely vomit:only when I swallow poison accidentally
WHAT IS THE MOST:
121. Embarrassed youve ever been: Lauged so hard had food come out of my nose.
122. Scared youve ever been: The last time i lost my ATM card.
123. Happiest you've ever been: Too many times to count
124. Saddest you've ever been: When i had to put the dog down.
125. Craziest you've ever been: Performing at RHPS the one time
126. Stupidest you've ever been: Forgiving my ex for cheating on me.
HOW MANY:
127. Licks does it take you to get to the center of a tootsie pop: the world will never know
128. Times have you failed written exams: once or twice.
129. Shots of whiskey would it take to get you drunk: A lot
130. Gallons of water do you waste a day: a couple
131. Cows had to die to feed you: At least a hundred lifetime
132. Babies will you plague the world with: None
133. Push ups and sit ups can you do before vomiting: 2
134. Hours of TV do you watch a week: Whenever CSI is on, then 6 more.
135. Hours a week do u spend on the computer: too many
136. Nipples do u REALLY have: 2. Why?
137. Times have you had sex: Um…lost count
138. Sex partners have you had: 8
139. People have you pissed off your entire life, take a guess: 15 or so
WHAT IS THE LONGEST YOU:
140. Gone without a shower: 3 days, i was camping
141. Sat and watched TV: A few hours
142. Slept: 8 hours, I usually get less.
143. Had sex: Who wrote this? um 3 hours.
144. Masturbated: 45 minutes
145. Walked:10 miles
146. Ran: 1 mile
147. Ate: who gets more than a few minutes for this anyway?
148. Sat around staring, with nothing else to do: never
FRIENDS
149. How many best friends do you have: 2
150. Who knows the most about you: Teri
151. Who hangs out with you the most: Teri
152. Who is the goofiest: George
153. The smartest: Steve
154. The wittiest: Jason
155. Most courageous: Jimmy most of the time
156. Most obsessed with something: Dan
157. Easily fascinated: Jimmy
158. Funniest when they are drunk: Bryon
159. Sexiest: Bryon
160. Most talkative: Jimmy
161. Most popular: Steve
162. Most feminine: Teri
163. Most masculine: Jason
164. Best to walk and talk with: Teri
165. Who do you miss the most at the moment: Bryon
DID YOU KNOW:
166. Porcupines are the only other animals besides humans that masturbate: Really? There’s something I didn’t know.
167. Dolphins are the only other mammals that have sex for pleasure?: Yes
168. Heinz 57 was a number chosen from an elevator panel: Yes.
IN A POTENTIAL MATE:
169. Best eye color: Green
170. Tall or short: Tall
171. Skinny or built: A little built is good
172. Pale or tan:Tan
173. Hairy or smooth: Smooth.
174. Big or dainty hands: Big
175. Best conversation subject: Karaoke or CSI
176. Religion: Not really interested, doesn’t matter
177. Outgoing or not: Not, want him to myself
178. Hair color: Doesn't matter
179. Athletic, artsy, or intelligent: Intelligent
180. Describe a brief statement of your perfect mate: Or not: Not
181. Does god exist: I'm agnostic.I do think there is something though.
182. Does life have a divine purpose: It must.
183. How strongly is society based on looks: It is, but it shouldn’t be.
184. What are the three major things that need to be met in the world, and how would you suggest going about fixing them: Hunger, War, Intolerance. Fixing them? Being more generous, talking out conflicts, giving a person a chance to prove themselves before judging them.
THE ENDING
185. Did you enjoy this survey at all: it was enlightening
186. Are you glad its over: Yes
187. What time is it: 3:27 pm