01. [Voice]

[tyrannicalcoach]

Here is the deal, little town called Mayfield. Little squirt that lives here told me that I need to talk on a phone to contact anyone. I am the one Sue Sylvester, please, no autographs. I hear that there is a serious lack of cheer leading squads here in this puny little town. So, in order to be ahead of the game and take the title of 'best squad',

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[allmystabs]

[He listens. And is really confused.]

What's a homosexual?

[tyrannicalcoach]

Gay? Men that have sexual relations with another men? They listen to musicals and dress up with feather boas and glitter. Look up fabulous, they should be there.

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[allmystabs]

[allmystabs]

[raisedbyacat]

If there's no other squad, wouldn't you be "best squad" by default?

[tyrannicalcoach]

Yes, and it's always good to be the best!

[raisedbyacat]

I guess....

I'm not really sure if I understand your requirements though. Why would someone be on fire?

[tyrannicalcoach]

Fire? Why would I set someone on fire? Though...that is a pretty good idea [She scribbles on a notepad by the phone] Cheer...leaders....on....fire.

[10_year_old_kid]

Cheerleading? I guess I've got a bit of cheering experience, although I don't really think I'd be interested in a squad. Besides, it was more ouendan stuff than the more typical thing...

[tyrannicalcoach]

Oh I'm sure you'll be fine! Anyone with experience is more than welcome. I'll have to find a good tailor to make us uniforms.

[10_year_old_kid]

But you were saying something about flaming homo sapiens earlier?

[tyrannicalcoach]

Right, gay people. But that's okay. I'm sure you'll be perfect! You sound just right for the job. Now if only I can get you some pom-poms...

[off_beet]

Cheerleading? Is that like an enchantment?

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[tyrannicalcoach]

An enchantment? Of course not. It's a performance! Like dancing and tumbling and cartwheels. Didn't you ever go to school? Do people not go to schools?!

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[off_beet]

Does it ward off ill feelings? Or is it rather like dancing at a social event, where it isn't much use at all?

Oh yes, I have been going for nearly six years now!

[tyrannicalcoach]

...I suppose it might ward off ill feelings? Like social awkwardness and getting slushied. Being more active usually prevents thing living a lonely life fat. We usually preform at competition and sometimes sports groups put on these things called 'games' where they throw balls around and then let us preform whenever they aren't throwing the ball around. It's all rather silly, but its nice of them to throw events for us to preform at regardless.

Doesn't your school have sports? You don't have any people that cheer on the teams?