002. [Voice]

[tyrannicalcoach]

[Sue, unlike most of Mayfield, does not yet realize how this place works. All she sees are a bunch of freaks that she can utilize for her new set of cheerios. Though, she has heard quiet a lot of chatter about some new roads opening up in town. Of course, without realizing that the roads don't lead to anywhere but Mayfield. Sue has decided that

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[zombee_slayer]

And who are you?

[tyrannicalcoach]

I am the Sue Sylvester, new resident cheerleading coach. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[zombee_slayer]

Right, nice to meet you too doll. And why the hell do you need to borrow a car?

[tyrannicalcoach]

Well a little birdie told me through a grapvine that a highway just appeared near the city. Rumor also has it that there are some other towns down that road. Now to become the number one cheerleading coach in this area, which is the only reason I could think I would have brought here, I need to check out the competition. So, I need a car, so that I can spy on the other teams and see what we need to be number one, which is the only number this lady knows.

[no_indoor_voice]

There's new territory within walking distance.

It loops after half an hour anyway.

[tyrannicalcoach]

Lopps back around? Well are there any other towns we can get to?

[no_indoor_voice]

No. We're stranded.

[tyrannicalcoach]

That's ridiculous. How am I suppose to check out the competition for the cheerleading squad if I can't get to the other towns? Why would a town bring me here to create the perfect squad without there being any competition. This is insane, even crazier than the time Nixon offered me a joint and some blow!