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[tyris33]

 To those who have taken Health II:

Do you recommend studying for the BYU health final?
Because I am REALLY not in the mood.

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[turtlespaghetti]

let me give you a sample question from the byu health final (I am NOT exaggerating here):

Sue Jane is experiencing bloating and irritability and has been for the last several days. It has been about 3 weeks since Sue Jane last menstruated. What might her symptoms be a sign of?

a) menopause
b) PMS
c) Alzheimer's
d) leukemia

No joke.
Also, it's only worth 10% of your overall grade anyway.

[choconerd33]

Or:

John has gained over 40 pounds in the past year. He now weighs 565 pounds and experiences symptoms such as sore feet and trouble breathing. John might be suffering from which of the following eating disorders?

A: Anorexia
B: Obesity
C: Bulimia
D: HOMOSEXUALITY IS EVIL! erm I mean, Schizophrenia

[tyris33]

I just choked on my tea laughing.

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if that question was on the test

[dammitkirbyjump]

Didn't study. Got an 86%. No more hizzealth.

[tyris33]

Did you take it yesterday?

[tyris33]

If you continue insulting my husband, I may be moved to violence.

[tyris33]

I have no secrets from my husband, and he is perfectly ok with my userpics.

He was most definitely at the wedding

I find his scruffiness generally attractive. Obviously you have poor taste.

[hihoplastic]

Qu'est-ce que nous faisons pour l'ICEP papiers pour SRM? Summary... trois questions et answers? Vrai? J'echoue?

je t'aime!

[tyris33]

...mmmm...je ne fais pas l'ISSEP papier ce soir...j'ai tres peur parce que j'ai un test d'AP Calc demain. Je pense qui nous faisons un summary et trois questions et answers.

Tu gagnes...tu n'echoues pas!

Je t'aime
Jen

[hihoplastic]

Ooh, je suis desolee ma femme! Je comprend bien - j'ai un exam de maths (pas de AP Calc, parce que je ne suis pas une MASOCHIST) et un exam d'Hamlet. Qui est un whiny bastard.

Mais - bon chance dans ton exam d'AP Calc. *shudders* Et merci!

Et tu gagne aussi!

[tyris33]

je t'aime je t'aime je t'aime je t'aime je t'aime je t'aime je t'aime!!!

Tu as un exam d'AP English parce que' tu es un MASOCHIST aussi. Bon Chance ma femme!