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[tyris33]

I find out about U Chicago tomorrow afternoon. What kind of a vague word is 'afternoon' ??? Honestly, I'll have to haunt my inbox for hours.

I hope I get the answer by snail mail first.

The anticipation in KILLING me...this is bloody torture.

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[hihoplastic]

You call me first, woman. FIRST. 1st. Premiere. Uno-st.

Capiche?

Bon.

[There's a possibility I'll still be on the plane (arg) so leave me a messageola and I'll check it as soon as soon as we land and then call you back so we can OMGSQUEE together, because you totally got in. Totally. And if you didn't (QUOI DE FUCK??!?) I'll beat them with my moldy salmon.

Don't think I don't have one. Cause I do. And it smells really bad. And I shall beat them with it.)

That said:

Je T'aime!

[tyris33]

WHY are they sending it cia e-mail??? Arrggh.

Oui, j'ai capiche...
You should definitely threaten them with a moldy salmon beating if I don't get in.BLOODY HELL, I'm nervous.

[hihoplastic]

Because they're sadistic bastards. We already knew this. Higher education in general.

No, no no. If you don't get in (unlikely) then I will beat them with my moldy salmon. There's not question about that. The threat of mildew comes before you've received word. That way their choices are a) admit a spectacularly amazing and intelligent femme into their school, or b) get attacked by moldy seafood pelted from 3000 miles away.

I think the correct answer's pretty clear, n'est pas?

[tyris33]

Je t'aime ma femme.

I need to stop freaking out...it's not healthy.

Wish me luck with my wisdom teeth tomorrow morning...I'm a bit scared about being put under.

[tyris33]

Great. Now I'll have images of my husband tap dancing while I'm out.

I think he likes buckles...but no latex shoes. Wait, was latex a metaphor? Damn you!!!

I will call you...if I can speak, that is. And Je t'aime! You made me smile.

~Jen

My appointment is in an hour and 20 minutes (*bites nails nervously*)

[subversive_kiwi]

You'll be fine, babe. I'll call you tonight, when I suspect you'll be gauze-y, but (relatively?) awake. Also, nononono. I bet Faramir is a fan of those slick ballet slippers. Mmm. Acrobatic...

[tyris33]

I'm going to go bang my head against a wall to get those images out of my head. Thank you, my meillieure copine.

[subversive_kiwi]

Heh. As Fei Fei's book of haiku summaries said on the subject of the Kama Sutra:
"For those of you in
a difficult position:
first, be flexible."

[nodosa94]

ZOMG. I'm really nervous for you....I'm trying to write the essays right now. Gargh.

You must inform me when you find out. I lurves yuuuu!

Oh, and I saw this interesting movie called Van Helsing, I think. And Faramir was in it. Only he was the sad, sad, sidekick. The hunchbacked monk. And he was balding.

[tyris33]

I'm doing mental happy dances right now...check my LJ for more info.

Je t'aime!!!

mmmmm...David Wenham...I saw part of Van Helsing, and I was very excited at the prospect of seeing more of the actor who plays my husband.

[subversive_kiwi]

They made him be balding? Eugh!

[tyris33]

Balding but funny