Man, that hand-puppet monkey is awesome. I washed him out last night, and set it in the sun to dry, and now that it's almost dry and I can stick my hand in it without fear of lice, that thing makes me smile immensely, and I don't care if that isn't proper usage of the adverb. Yay for monkey!

Well kiddies, it's once again time for me to rant and rave and piss and moan and...

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Of all the disjointed, hopeless narcissisticly self-indulgent thoughts racing through my head right now, I opt to post these on the internet. Perhaps that others will read and take pity on me. Who knows. Read at your own peril.

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So last Friday night through Saturday morning, I was violently ill (and not in the Rage virus sense.) I haven't thrown up since my sophomore year of high school, when I ran two miles right after drinking 32oz. of GatorAde, and yeah, not fun ( Read more... )

So, it's been forever since I've posted. Something along the lines of a couple months, I think (didn't check.) School's out, and the semester went pretty well. I managed a 3.67 or .66 or something average for it, but I had to write more papers than ever before in my life. That's what taking five English classes in a semester will do to you ( Read more... )

So once again, a considerably long time has passed since I've posted. I'd be lying if I didn't admit that I'd thought about deleting this journal, but there's so many memories here that I'd probably never do it. There's just too much history, too many experiences with people I no longer talk to. Leaving this be means that there's physical evidence ( Read more... )

As some of you are aware (50% of my readership, if my guess as to who still read this is correct,) I can go for very long periods of time without thinking about people that I didn't consider myself to be particularly close to. There have been many times when someone's said to me, "Oh man, remember when Mr. Soandso jumped his motorcycle over a ( Read more... )

So pretty soon I'll be back in California, and shortly thereafter, I'll be in the Bay Area proper. That is all in terms of observations! Now onto grumbly mumbles! (Please note that this is a completely different thing than what I am referring to in the subject line.)

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So it's been almost two months since I posted. Sadly, I don't have too much of interest to say, which I was don't really post much anymore. But I shall try to give a bit of what I remember ( Read more... )

Remember how yesterday I babbled on about nostalgia and high school and even some kind of nonsense about the drama of the old days?

Yeah, today I find out one of my friends is bulimic.

Beautifully, I'm once again a sophomore, just as I was last time I was told this information. If I were dating this girl, said irony would be absolutely perfect.