I think I just divided by zero...
And found the only girl on omegle who actually wanted to cyber...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heya
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: 17 f usa
You: 20 m uk
Stranger: r u hot
You: Not sure, that's up to whoever's looking
Stranger: do u like phone sex
You: Never done it
Stranger: want to try it
Stranger: its a lot of fun
You: Might cost a bit over this distance
Stranger: o well
Stranger: if u want it that is up to u
You: And tbh I don't even believe you're female.
Stranger: i will send u a video of me striping to prove it
Stranger: only if u will have phone sex with me though
You: a) how? b) how does it prove you are the one stripping?
You: c) we return to the inter-continental phone bill
Stranger: caz right now i am home alone
Stranger: wat is ur number
You: ...you know it really is tempting to give you my friend's mobile
Stranger: is ur friend hot
You: Not really, but its phone sex so does it matter what the truth is?
Stranger: yea so wat is ur number
You: Not telling you yet
You: I'll believe you're a girl if you just post a pic of you holding up the number 17
Stranger: how can i prove that i am a girl
You: clothes on, stick it on tinypic
You: end of problem
Stranger: i will put it on facebook
Stranger: ok
Stranger: got it
You: uh huh
Stranger: so i can put it on facebook
You: and the link is?
Stranger: one sec
Stranger: i put the pic on
Stranger: the link is
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=profile&id=100000553482205#/profile.php?v=wall&ref=profile&id=100000553482205
You: seems to be friends only
Stranger: one sec
Stranger: there i changed it
You: nnnnope, still friends only
Stranger: one sec
You: set it as your profile pic? non friends see that
Stranger: ok one sec
Stranger: it is my profile pic
You: okay fine, I'm starting to believe
You: well, if its not you then atleast you know someone willing to provide a pic
Stranger: wat is ur number
You: 666, see you in hell
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heya
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: 17 f usa
You: 20 m uk
Stranger: r u hot
You: Not sure, that's up to whoever's looking
Stranger: do u like phone sex
You: Never done it
Stranger: want to try it
Stranger: its a lot of fun
You: Might cost a bit over this distance
Stranger: o well
Stranger: if u want it that is up to u
You: And tbh I don't even believe you're female.
Stranger: i will send u a video of me striping to prove it
Stranger: only if u will have phone sex with me though
You: a) how? b) how does it prove you are the one stripping?
You: c) we return to the inter-continental phone bill
Stranger: caz right now i am home alone
Stranger: wat is ur number
You: ...you know it really is tempting to give you my friend's mobile
Stranger: is ur friend hot
You: Not really, but its phone sex so does it matter what the truth is?
Stranger: yea so wat is ur number
You: Not telling you yet
You: I'll believe you're a girl if you just post a pic of you holding up the number 17
Stranger: how can i prove that i am a girl
You: clothes on, stick it on tinypic
You: end of problem
Stranger: i will put it on facebook
Stranger: ok
Stranger: got it
You: uh huh
Stranger: so i can put it on facebook
You: and the link is?
Stranger: one sec
Stranger: i put the pic on
Stranger: the link is
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=profile&id=100000553482205#/profile.php?v=wall&ref=profile&id=100000553482205
You: seems to be friends only
Stranger: one sec
Stranger: there i changed it
You: nnnnope, still friends only
Stranger: one sec
You: set it as your profile pic? non friends see that
Stranger: ok one sec
Stranger: it is my profile pic
You: okay fine, I'm starting to believe
You: well, if its not you then atleast you know someone willing to provide a pic
Stranger: wat is ur number
You: 666, see you in hell
You have disconnected.