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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What're ya' sellin', stranger?
Stranger: Weirdness and
Stranger: eccentricty
You: I'll buy it at a high price.
Stranger: virtual payment possible!
Stranger: Excellent I need 3000 imaginary milkshakes
Stranger: for that price I will give you a
You: I'll give you 600 pesetas.
Stranger: pair of glasses that are a computer wiht voice to text translation
Stranger: and you can walk around talking on Omegle while you do
Stranger: every day activities!
You: 600 pesetas, and a donkey.
Stranger: ooh a donkey?
Stranger: sold!
Stranger: can you fax it to me?
You: Heh heh heh, thank you.
Stranger: If you don't have a fax machine I can email you one
Stranger: but it will cost you 4 bars of chocolate
Stranger: hollandaise chocolate!
You: Hmm, I'll buy it at a high price.
Stranger: So It looks like
Stranger: I write three posts
Stranger: for every one you write, right?
You: Seems that way, stranger.
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good times
You: He he he.
Stranger: Are you listening to anything?
Stranger: I want to listen to the new vampire weekend album
You: Only the sound of the next customer, stranger.
Stranger: what are you selling?
Stranger: you selling?
Stranger: I got a big wad of payment right here!
You: No, no, no stranger.
Stranger: justt buying?
You: Its not about what I'm sellin'.
Stranger: it is a buysers market!
You: Its about what you're buyin'!
Stranger: I buy everything
You: Heh heh heh, thank you.
Stranger: sure sure
Stranger: hey want some more "e's?" you are using a lot i your sentences, and I wouldn't want you to run out.
Stranger: here, first batch is free
Stranger: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: Not enough cash, stranger.
Stranger: Oh well.
Stranger: If you had a time machine your future self could travel back and give you some cash.
Stranger: I don't think I will ever find a time machine, or I would have already come back and told myself about it.
You: Good idea, stranger. I shall sell myself one momentarily.
Stranger: here you can have my time flux capacitor
Stranger: for a donkey poo shovel
Stranger: I suddenly find I need one.
You: Done, stranger!
Stranger: alright, well that was some fine capitalisming we did there.
Stranger: Top notch
You: Anythin' else, stranger?
Stranger: No, we have won the internets!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.