EPIC OMEGLE LOG! 1/2 (it was that long!)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heylo
Stranger: heylo
Stranger: ..
You: How are you?
Stranger: i am very fine thank you
Stranger: so this is what im thinking...
You: ?
Stranger: considering you type with big letters hmm
You: Ah, guess the asl. I like it!
Stranger: this might mean you're a bit older
Stranger: or you're a girl who's acting bit more mature
Stranger: but it could also be a trick you know?
Stranger: trying to look decent...
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: you know what?
Stranger: i think youre a girl.
Stranger: no wait
You: Pssst, I'm actually a fifty year old man after your innocence.
Stranger: yeah.. no youre not.
You: ...Damn, you caught me.
Stranger: so really
You: So, tell me about myself oh intellectual one.
Stranger: want me to give it some wild guesses or do you want to do it through the old questioning game?
You: Well I'm actually intrigued by your wild guesses.
You: Then after that we can take it in turns to ask questions?
Stranger: after ive figured out your mightly asl?
You: Or failed miserably trying.
Stranger: yeah i wouldnt say that
Stranger: i happen to be an expert
You: Are you psychic?
Stranger: nah, sixth sense.
You: :O
Stranger: alzheimers runs in family if that helps
You: Do you see dead people?
Stranger: im messing with you kiddo..
You: ;_;
Stranger: okay so i need to ask at least 3 questions
Stranger: down for that?
You: Shoot!
Stranger: which colour is your tooth brush
You: ...I can't remember
You: White with some blue!
Stranger: really?
You: Yes!
You: I think...
You: Shall I go and check?
Stranger: no that wont be necessary
You: Okies~
Stranger: although i just found out that you ARE a girl
Stranger: ...
You: Now guess my a/l and then I'll tell you the answers.
Stranger: i dunno the country other than that youre propably native of some english speaking one
You: Make a wild guess.
Stranger: oh the pressure....
You: PV=nRT /nerd
Stranger: what does fav means?
You: fav?
You: Favourite?
Stranger: uk
Stranger: youre frome the uk
Stranger: no?
You: Now guess the age.
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: i was gonna say 19
Stranger: but...
Stranger: youre not over 20
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: 19?
You: Okies I shall now tell you the answers!
You: Right after a commercial break.
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: oh dont go there girlfriend
You: My age is....
You: 20
Stranger: oh snap
You: My sex is...
Stranger: i was so close
You: Male
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: you got to be kidding me
You: My location is...
You: UK
Stranger: see
Stranger: ....
Stranger: i was totally right
You: One out of three isn't bad.
Stranger: maybe youre
Stranger: gay
You: You won a consolation prize of...
You: A grapefruit.
Stranger: thats a bit more like female
Stranger: ..
Stranger: no?
You: I'm bisexual actually.
You: But I'm one of the campest guys you'll meet.
Stranger: im making progress
Stranger: are you now
You: Fruity as a fruit bowl.
Stranger: considering you spell fav with u it was easy though
Stranger: so i suppose im not that good
Stranger: and who am i?
You: Yeah, I was wondering when you'd pick up on my extra vowel.
Stranger: mmhmm
You: I reckon, 19/F/US
Stranger: im a girl
Stranger: at least
You: XD
You: So we each got one right.
Stranger: grape fruit salad?
You: Yaaaaay!~~ <3
You: See? Fruity as the proverbial fruit.
Stranger: ill be 18 in a month
You: Damn, I was going to say 17, but then I changed my mind.
Stranger: whys that?
You: But then again I was about to say M but I changed my mind. So it kind of evens it out.
Stranger: sort of hard eh?
You: Well in the US, which I presume everyone is from until I hear otherwise, everything is like two years higher than us.
You: I mean, 21 for drinking etc, and most of the Americans I know are a tiny bit older, so I added two years.
Stranger: i know.. 21 for drinking
Stranger: thats just nuts
You: We drink and smoke at 18, marry at 16, and drive at 17.
Stranger: so england eh... you got that nice lil accent i like so much?
Stranger: marry at 16..
Stranger: i dunno about that
You: Does this answer your question? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W_q8Tz-dFU
Stranger: about to find out
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sort of
Stranger: who is it?
You: Me?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: thats nice
You: lol
You: Dubious?
Stranger: im checking out your house eh
Stranger: scared much?
You: Nah, I've given it to randoms before.
Stranger: not at all
Stranger: ah i see
Stranger: ya like reading?
You: Oh yes, but I've sort of got to the end of my reading list.
You: Or rather, my reading list has reached its end.
Stranger: i got a long one for you
Stranger: have you read the cather in the rye?
You: No actually.
Stranger: catcher
Stranger: pfffh
Stranger: what are you waiting for?
You: The shops to open tomorrow?
You: Its 7pm
Stranger: i know
You: So, you UK then?
Stranger: nope...
Stranger: but
Stranger: ive forgot the word
Stranger: ..
Stranger: for the time
Stranger: haha
Stranger: help me out
You: ...
Stranger: oh cmon dont dot me
You: Timezone?
Stranger: nooo
You: o'clock?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: no
Stranger: youre not helping
You: Well what word for the time is there?
Stranger: same
Stranger: i just cant
Stranger: ,.
Stranger: remember it
Stranger: haha
You: ...
You: What does it sound like?
You: Mean?
You: How many syllables?
Stranger: well.. my point was..
Stranger: uh
Stranger: given that the timezone in the uk is central
Stranger: it has a name!
Stranger: god damn it
You: GMT even
You: WHy not just tell me the country name?
Stranger: i wasnt thinking of GMT
Stranger: oh
Stranger: my country?
Stranger: sweden
You: Ah
You: Hm, 17/F/Sweden. Sexy.
Stranger: is it now
Stranger: well we surely have a reputation
Stranger: dont we
You: What for being blonde leggy models who sell us reasonably priced flat pack furniture?
Stranger: hahaha something like that
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: i dont really match the category though
Stranger: Tyrmer eh
You: Yup
You: For a moment there I was like "SHIT HOW DOES SHE KNOW MY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME? Oh wait i gave her my youtube account ¬_¬"
You: FAIL
Stranger: haha
Stranger: never heard about it
Stranger: how strange
Stranger: isnt it
Stranger: im Joanna
You: Yeah ¬_¬
You: Nice to meet you.
You: Name's John.
Stranger: this is where you kiss my hand
You: Well I would you see, but my neck doesn't stretch that far.
You: And I very much your arm does either.
Stranger: true true..
Stranger: youre supposed to use your imagination though
Stranger: gee!
You: Okay then, this is where you *imagine* I am kissing your hand.
You: Oh, imagine I've shaved recently too ¬_¬
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: oh dear
Stranger: some manners you have
Stranger: dont even shave!
You: Hey, well neither do my boyfriends.
You: Actually that's a lie, one of them does.
Stranger: boyfriends or boyfriend
Stranger: s
You: s
You: Yes that's right, I have two.
You: Jealous? XD
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i didnt mean it like that
Stranger: ...
Stranger: though
You: It was sort of a buy one get one free deal XD
Stranger: look
Stranger: theres something ive been wondering the whole time
You: Yup?
Stranger: do you flip your pillow over in order to get the cold side at nights?
You: ...yes.
Stranger: haha
You: I just did it now in fact XD
Stranger: kay
Stranger: now!
Stranger: why on earth are you in bed now?
Stranger: wait
Stranger: i mean i am too
Stranger: but you dont flip it unless youre gonna sleep
You: Because its comfier and warmer than downstairs!
Stranger: you know how stuff always sound better in your head?
You: ANd actually I only flipped it because it had slipped down XD
Stranger: i sorta have that problem
Stranger: oh ddi you now
Stranger: well fair enough
Stranger: so this was fun
You: We never did question time D8
Stranger: pafon+
Stranger: pardon?
You: We were going to take turns asking questions but we forgot )8
Stranger: okay
Stranger: but the whole point with the questions was the asl... but this could be fun
Stranger: haha
You: Ladies first?
Stranger: what a gentleman..
Stranger: have you ever pretended you were texting or calling someone to avoid awkward social situations?
You: Not really, if I ever have it was infrequent and I've forgotten.
You: Have you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont think so at least
Stranger: it kills me when ppl do though
Stranger: its so obvious
You: Yeah.
You: Your turn~
Stranger: okay
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: in the sense of asking or answer?
You: Asking, but now its my turn XD
You: What colour hair do you have, and is it luscious?
Stranger: what "colour hair"
Stranger: light brown to the point where some ppl say its blonde
Stranger: it depends on the light really
You: Ah I know that feeling.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: my turn
Stranger: what brings you here on a friday night?
Stranger: evening
Stranger: whatever
You: Boredom XD
You: Plain and simple.
Stranger: i know that feeling
Stranger: haha
You: What brings *you* here on a friday evening?
Stranger: i could say boredom... but really my plans got ruined and now i got nothing better to do
You: D'aww, what happened?
Stranger: its my turn!
You: okies~
Stranger: how tall are you?
You: ABout 5'8"
Stranger: im under the impression you guys arrnt very tall
You: Haven't measureed in a couple of years
Stranger: its about time.
You: Well I stopped growing for ages, so I don't think I'll have grown any more.
Stranger: yeah i stopped growing when i was 12
Stranger: i used to be so tall
You: Around the same time for me.
You: I used to be the tallest in my school ;_;
Stranger: haha
You: NOW I AM THE SHORT ARSED ONE!
Stranger: small school?
You: No, I shot up early
Stranger: shot up to 5'8..?
Stranger: well...
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: im kidding
You: Um, this was middle school
Stranger: sorry
You: 9 to 13 year olds
Stranger: i dont really to feet and toes and whatever its called
Stranger: but im 5'2 anyway
You: feet and inchies?
You: inches even
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ..
Stranger: same shit
Stranger: different names
You: I'll pretend I didn't read that XD
Stranger: haha
You: Anyhoo, MY TURN!
Stranger: knock yourself out
You: Have you got a picture? You saw me on the video XD
Stranger: yes i do have a picure
Stranger: my turn?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no really
Stranger: facebook
Stranger: wait a min
You: okies
Stranger: what do you think i look like?
You: Hmm, do you have glasses?
Stranger: ..
Stranger: no i dont
Stranger: but i want
Stranger: haha
You: Okay then, brownish blondish hair, green eyes, I'd say about shoulder length hair
You: A nice smile
Stranger: its pretty long
Stranger: nd theyre blue...
Stranger: http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs107.snc3/15456_207811893557_688363557_3170571_5549002_n.jpg
Stranger: to the right
You: Mm, dreamy.
You: I was going to add nice lips, but thought it might soudn creepy XD
Stranger: totally
You: I'm not a creeper, honest!
You: Well no, I am, but not today!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: gee
Stranger: so what are u upto tonight?
You: Relaxing after a shit week at work DX
Stranger: http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs107.snc3/15456_207812063557_688363557_3170590_5480708_n.jpg
Stranger: drunk haha..
You: Had a nice hot bubblebath, and then loaded up the nets.
Stranger: hmmm
You: ...I have to tell you
You: That is one unsexy picture.
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: sorry
You: XD
Stranger: well
Stranger: its all over the net..
Stranger: soo...
Stranger: what im saying is that if your goal is to see ugly pictures of me you wouldnt have troubles with it
Stranger: ..
Stranger: haha
You: Oh I would
Stranger: you might aswell see it now eh ;)
You: Ugly pictures can only be taken of ugly people~
Stranger: was that a hint?
You: Speaking of, WHY did I wear this? http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=profile&id=510287862#!/photo.php?pid=9031949&id=223704094
You: On the left btw XD
Stranger: i dont think i can open it
You: And yes, that was a hint about as subtle asa brick.
You: DX
Stranger: you have to right click
Stranger: show picture
Stranger: :)
You: http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs175.snc3/20275_617487066048_223704094_9031949_6197382_n.jpg
You: I eventually worked that out XD
Stranger: thats my boy
You: <3
Stranger: oh god
You: Yeah
You: I had just shaved
Stranger: haha
You: Got my hair cut
You: And worn my most AWFUL of warm summer wear
You: oh brb, my aunt just got here