Pat Pat Attack!

[tyro_soldier]

It's been a while, huh? Plenty has gone on in the last week and a half. Let us recap, what say you

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[androidxxheart]

Oh, man. I'd PAY to see that skit.

And Dan's more relaxed, I daresay, because of me.

This ties in with the story I shall tell you soon, which, coincidentally, ties in with the Texas Chainsaw Massacres and my role as Heroine Who Escapes Mostly Alive, Hopefully. XD

[androidxxheart]

...Probably also because of some type of drug. But hey, whatever makes life easier for j00. XD

[tyro_soldier]

Life is difficult every other day, trust me. I think it has alot to do with having feelings for a girl? Gosh, i wish i was a mantis, that way i can choose my gender and THEN have my head eaten off after sex.

Wait, i guess its no different now...minus the sex.

[_riseandfall_]

fuck volunteering, yea our moms are at church paintin the town red cuz its a tale of two titties!!!!!

[tyro_soldier]

HAHAHA, that would be an excellent porno. Tale of Two Titties. Man, it would be an epic. Can you imagine the publicity with that? And the fact that it was written by Charles Dickens?

Enough of that, though. Our moms are full of shit. So is Beto. He never makes any good jokes, and he walks funny.

[peetpachuli]

ooo Happy in a Bottle eh?

I think you should invest in a bus ticket to Vegas to relieve your sexual frustration? yes. no? wait I mean yes.

Tell your mommy Emily loves her and that I say Happy Mothers Day.

[tyro_soldier]

I will tell her, thank you.

When it comes to sex, I have a choice whether to have it or not. Not to sound concieted, but I could always go back to an ex and do the hanky panky. What stops me? The risk of stds and aids and funny looking offspring...plus, they're all pretty stupid. I don't like stupid girls...so much for a good eye, huh?

Also, i'm broke. I only got like $20 bucks from weeks ago, and i can't seem to want to spend them. Maybe I should buy a video game and ignore my sexual urges :P