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tyro_soldier

College Icecream Tastes Shitty

Jun 11, 2005 23:17

It's been long, hasn't it? Must be tough to keep up with whats new. You all have summer break, and I have college. Since I've been away from the LJ, and considering that I won't be on as often, I decided to create a new little something similar to Final Thoughts. It's significance is little, but I think it will summarize past events that I fail to ( Read more... )

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_riseandfall_ June 12 2005, 17:27:25 UTC

your fish always die, infact your house is like a fuckin holocaust for fish...and your fish are the jews

tyro_soldier June 12 2005, 17:30:49 UTC

Does that make my mom Hitler? No wonder she yells all the time!

_riseandfall_ June 12 2005, 17:33:30 UTC

ZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGEN HAGEN DAZ!

tyro_soldier June 12 2005, 17:35:27 UTC

Logan once told me that my mom is a gay man in a womans body. And look at Hitler; he was a cross dresser!

Can it be the reincarnation???

_riseandfall_ June 12 2005, 18:33:34 UTC

dude...shit....i bet both of our moms are like reincarnations or the manifestations of dictators from decades ago.....and they are plotting to rule the world... we will be there slaves

tyro_soldier June 12 2005, 18:36:15 UTC

Perhaps I am the reincarnation of Hitlers dog, and Beto...is some fag. I dont know where i'm going with this...

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peetpachuli June 12 2005, 23:39:52 UTC

i like the weird frenchie people.

tyro_soldier June 13 2005, 01:44:13 UTC

I don't. They wear tight pants, want sex 24/7, and suck on snails.

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Of course, I'm no racist or stereotypical person. I'm just upse that High Tension sucked so much. Hell, it was a better comedy than it was a scary movie!

mashmyers June 13 2005, 19:55:19 UTC

LOL! omg. all the fishies died?!
even the daddy that did the loops?!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
i'm gonna miss them. all 9492995324 of them.

tyro_soldier June 13 2005, 19:57:31 UTC

Yes, they all perished in fumigation gas. Tis' sad, I know. But my mom is going to replace all 5 thousand of them!

It's really sad to see this go on. Maybe I should throw Holy water on my mom.

scheveningen June 14 2005, 21:36:03 UTC

-Firstly, having never seen Star Wars in my life, I could have told you that it was going to be a piece of shit...how? I know all.
-Secondly, YOU NEED TO THINK TWICE ABOUT SPENDING YOUR MONEY. That's ok though, because I'm going to take out a loan on my bicycle to buy you something SO HA.
-Those KFC Snacker things are tiny...and if you keep eating so many of them, you're going to get sick of them and then I will laugh at your misfortune...McDonalds is better anyway.
-That story about Charlie was the best you've ever told. It made me laugh and cry. I give it two thumbs up. Haha. Great story.
-I need to meet the lady at Alameda Oaks and shake her hand. She could be a comedienne and I'd go to all her shows. Hahaha Omargaret.
-I'll challenge that cat to mortal combat for getting it's "essence" on you.
-YOU FORGOT TO MENTION UNZIPPED. GOSH.
"ONE PSYCHIATRIST. ONE DEAD PATIENT. A WEEKEND OF LOVE." You know...I probably made all of that up considering I can't remember what it really said...I'm positive there was a dead body and tons ( ... )