That FUCKING Dwarf!!!

[tyrrlan]

I really hate that fucking dwarf. I find him everywhere...on tabletops, hiding in my underwear drawer, humping my computer monitor; sometimes when I take a shit, there he is standing on the roll of toilet paper. Ooooh that fucking dwarf. I'll get him. You'll see

Comments

alex...

[shortville85]

"Next time someone pisses you off, I recommend this procedure:
1) Knock them out cold. Preferably by tossing your massive nutsack at them.
2) Duct tape them to a skateboard.
3) Attach the skateboard to the back of the a UPS truck, via a bungee cord.
4) Secure a remote camera to the back of the truck, facing the skateboard.
5) Gather all your friends 'round your TV for an event that dwarfs (HAHAHA...DWARF) the SuperBowl in entertainment value!"

i'll keep these in mind... i especially like the duct tape idea. it also seems like i'll be using many if not all of your suggestions sometime in the next day or two.

Re: alex...

[tyrrlan]

Well, have fun, but in case the authorities get involved: THIS COMMENT NEVER HAPPENED.

Ross: *yawnaaeeeeachcchchetetwtewetwlllaawwo*

Ross of Temporal Dimension X: *yawn*

[anonymous]

i seriously... like... want to get with alex... hes such a teen dream...
- John Yurkow

[tyrrlan]

But John, I already got with you...
...
*ahem*

[mooninitemaster]

alex!! haha, duude, livejournal is the shit.
friend me, biotch!
this is mike btw, if you can't already tell from my gnarly LJ picture

[tyrrlan]

GAH! I need to check my LJ more often! YOU HAVE BEEN FRIENDED. *salutes* WELCOME TO CLUB SLAPNUTS.

[anonymous]

Damn, the Showtime "Red Shoe Diaries" and interesting bus rides to the Big Apple must have broken the ice for your escalation of insantiy. :-P

[tyrrlan]

MATT?!?!?!? o.O Did you go to band camp? And if so...WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR FLUTE?