The Prime Candidate for the 2008 Election

[tyrrlan]

My citizens, countrymen, and fellow Americans.  There comes a time in every nation's history when its people must band together to make decisions that will affect the fate of their country, and perhaps even the whole world.  With the events of the most recent election, I know many are dejected, angered, or even despairing, while others gloat and

Comments

[dorkin]

You're right, Bukkake is awesome.

[tyrrlan]

I know, I know. It amazes me how little coverage he gets! *sighs* Maybe he should team up with Facial 4 Prez.

[dorkin]

I guess most voters still see Bukkake as a threat. I mean there is so much potential for him to make a real mess, that could take forever to clean up.

[rosskerr]

good thing we are a cum-guzzling democrazy

[melisshki]

Hahaha.

[incoherent]

Haha, I love you! xD Four more fairy armies for you :P

[tyrrlan]

YAY! I'll use them to forward the goals of Bukkake. WHITE HOUSE, HERE WE CUM!

[yusufkai]

I'd definitely vote for Bukkake any day... or night. Take that as my official endorsement! :D

[wizardofpink]

OH MY GOD FUCK ME YES>