To avoid filling your screen with stressed wangst while I am still less than amused, here is something displaying a similar level of "It would be funny if it was not so unfortunate".

Must hurry up and relax now!

I took the Forces of Randomness to Vanquish this weekend last.

Despite poor luck, I eventually managed to trick the forces of the False Emperor and his point-eared friends into sacrificing enough of my men to summon a fuzz daemon.

As this is my first war gaming award I allow myself to Oscars' gust just a little, so....

...I would like to accept ( Read more... )

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Enchanted

A most excellent film. We are well pleased.

As with most proper children's films this is actually as adult as paying taxes.

So... Enchanted, I'm sure....

MazatiMy companion and I started with the vegetarian cold mezze platter. Whilst the mezze themselves were very good (I recommend the aubergine humous) the platter suffered form being ( Read more... )

Happy Winter Festival of Choice

As usual I will not be sending any cards. Instead I have donated to Friends of the Earth in the hope we do not need to tell our children's children why it will never snow in England.

... or maybe the Apocalypse will be swift (and cuddly).

As I power-blitzed my way up Park Street this evening I overheard the following conversation ( Read more... )

Today was Fire Marshal Training Day, so I spent the day up at Bristol Airport playing with burning planes. there was chicken for lunch ( Read more... )

I am going on holiday tomorrow, and will return next Saturday (15 September).

I will try to respond to emails and telephone messages upon my return.

Following on from my warning on the use of magic in adverts I have found another attempt.

Viddy well my droogs:

Drugs can make you do some stupid things.

Don't make driving one of them.

Faced with the reality of global warming: constrained by the need to keep in the pocket of manufacturing moguls; strapped to the table of heavy industry trade ( Read more... )

Studies have shown a worrying lack of squeeeeee!

To remedy this lamatable lack I bring you

Insults...

Duelling...

and Steampunk Mecha!.