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[tziganezwei]

My boss and I came up with a brilliant new invention this week: the Single Woman's Death AlarmNot unlike a home security system, the death alarm would notify local police and a select list of family members at the exact moment of your untimely demise. This way, the authorities would be able to claim your rapidly decomposing corpse before your

Comments

[anonymous]

I know you're really going for the hot pink gown. It's so much more... you.

Your business idea reminds me of that product with the "I've fallen... and I can't get up!" lady. Which brings up painful repressed television memories. You bastard.

Luckily, the thought of a hot pink graduation robe, strangely, counteracts it and leaves me in a state of congealed neutrality. So, yep.

ryan j

[irishstabb]

perhaps i should buy one of these alarms. if i don't have sex soon i am going to explode.