Driver's Ed has got to be the dullest thing on the face of this planet. However, I only go for a half day tomorrow. Yay! This is because I shall be in London and Israel until July 7th, with extremely limited computer access. Goodbye all! On a brighter note, I have successfully converted my sister to Black Adder.

Quotage:
"You see, the thing about ( Read more... )

Okay, one has not lived until one has seen The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged). CTC is doing it for their summer rep, and I highly suggest you go see it, as I've never laughed so hard in my life. Where else could you see:
- Romeo and Juliet performed by two men
- Romeo doing tendues during the balcony scene
- all Shakespeare's ( Read more... )

I'm doing Kelly's meme!  Classy ( Read more... )

As I'm sure it has not escaped you, though it rather escaped me, I have not quoted for the last two entries ( Read more... )

Okay, this is mainly for Laura's and Kelly's benefit, but guess what I found when cleaning out my English binder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need my shoe
My shoe is blue
I don't have my shoe
So I am blue
Too!

I love my shoe
It does not moo
It does do crew
It has the flu

Get a clue!
Become a Jew!
And find my shoe
It is not taboo
To find my shoe
That is blue

I love my shoe
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Woah. School's over. How demmed exciting. Now I have a week off, and then Driver's Ed. Kind of worried about this, as I shall probably crash the instructor and myself into some sort of sturdy building-or-tree like object before long. But, this part is just learning the rules and books and stuff I think. Still, stay off the roads, people.

And lo, a teacher came out of the sky and spoke thusly "Thou shalt do an artsy box that represents your soul along with....
the demmed opera
your English essay
your poetry presentation (I have switched poets 7 times so far)
your history movie project
your French PP compo
your alluded-to physics test
Oh, and don't forget
your physics final
your math final
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Okay, so me and Ruby (excuse me, Ruby and I), decided to try the drabble-thingy. So, I present for you, Ruby's love affair:

Questionably Tripping

Ruby tripped along frivilously. She was on her way to meet her lover, Enjolras, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a pig hopping along, carrying a tissues in its mouth.

Ruby was almost into the chair ( Read more... )

Hag Sameach, peeps. Our seder just let out. Twas lots of fun. Played bus stop, found the afikomen extremely lamely hidden by Ben, talked about Cup and PYT ( Read more... )

Most hilarious, thanks to Kelly for finding this:
Much fun with Star Wars
Quotage:
"I am your father, Skywalker"
Vader of the Opera