I got a job,

Im cool like Al Bundy with my shoe selling self.

was he not cool?

oh . . . damnit.

19 shots of tequilla
and a flight of stairs later,
all i can do is say,

"don't look at me, im not pretty anymore."

First thought that enters my head :

"Damn I'm Cool."

second thought:

"Ashlee, too."

You Are a Capitalist Republican


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So im allergic to soy products and penicillian,
if the world was about to end, id be one of the first to go.
-emalee