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[u_bent_prachtig]

My mom has questioned my ability to remember her birthday because the post office lost the totally sweet gift I gave her. I hope the find it by today (her birthday), or heads are going to roll in the Gambier Postal Service. Darnit

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[saywhatagain]

FUCK THE PO! (the post office)

GOOD NEWS!!!

[u_bent_prachtig]

The post office came through and delivered it on her birthday. And my mom and my grandparents thought I forgot. Pah!!! Independent Carter is more responsible than ever.

Re: GOOD NEWS!!!

[saywhatagain]

Damn Straight! Good Icon, too!

Re: GOOD NEWS!!!

[u_bent_prachtig]

Also, I tracked your IP address to Northwestern using technology. I also have your Social. I think this means I can steal your soul through your computer. I hope Northwestern gave you some good Anti-Virus/Soul Stealing software.

[anonymous]

Oh...

So they delivered the package...

If only I could somehow stop that package of carniverous earwigs I sent to the Postmaster General...

Hmm...

[run_me_down]

Oh, and that was me...

Just so you know...