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[u_r_damn_sheep]

Hey, morons, I might be the bartender, but that doesn’t mean I remember what the hell your regulars drink. It’s your damn job to remember that and there’s too fucking many of you whiny, prissy idiots for my liking

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[midoriecstasy]

Well aren't you a happy camper.

[u_r_damn_sheep]

I'm not being paid to be a smiling idiot.

[midoriecstasy]

But you're paid to be a customer servant and usually they aren't supposed to scare people out of their skin.

[u_r_damn_sheep]

I'm not a host and I haven't had any complaints on my bartending skills, so who the hell cares if I'm an asshole.

[chisana_hana]

A-Ano if you'd like I could collect the information for you if it helps?

[u_r_damn_sheep]

As long as someone tells me what the orders are. It's up to you if you want to keep up an annoying list like that, sweetheart. It's the damn host's job.

[chisana_hana]

S-Still... if it's troubling you and I can help at all I'd like to. I-I'll see what I can do.

[u_r_damn_sheep]

Do whatever you want. The fear of me spiking their drinks will make most of them remember.

[fanta_size_me]

So, we tell you the regulars here, then it's your damn job to remember them.

[u_r_damn_sheep]

It's the brat. Heh.

There's over twenty hosts here and they each have at least three regulars. Do the math. Not my damn job.

[fanta_size_me]

Heeeh, and what should we call you? The asshole?

Then I guess I just repeat my regulars to you so long that you will remember them.

[u_r_damn_sheep]

Only if you want wasabi in your drinks.

Why the hell are you here and not annoying the hell out of Federer?

[itteyosh]

Is it so much to ask that people maintain professionalism in this place? How on earth are you supposed to know who you're serving? I suggest spilling the drink over them next time. They will remember their regular's drinks themselves once they have had to wash it out.

[u_r_damn_sheep]

I'm a fucking perfect professional when I'm on shift.

I wouldn't want to waste good booze by giving these morons a bath in it.

[itteyosh]

I meant that they were unprofessional, not you. You aren't psychic, either. And they shouldn't be drinking 'good booze' on shift regardless.

[u_r_damn_sheep]

Nah. Most of the hosts get the cheap shit versions of the drinks anyway.

[mizuki_h]

*siiigh* I suppose Ryu Sasakura was too much to ask for.

[u_r_damn_sheep]

Who the hell is that?

[mizuki_h]

God of the glass; a bartender so phenomenal, he can serve you exactly what you didn't know you wanted to drink.

Sadly, he's also fictional.

[u_r_damn_sheep]

Che. Fix your own damn drinks if you want something magical.